Reading Small Town Strip Club Reviews

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  • please follow me on twitter for all the latest in rural america strip club news @Gusbuckets

    • Why?

    • You guys should take a road trip to the one that was super racist

    • As a fellow tall persons I can definitely relate to how Sven’s legs are in the frame of most of the video.

    • You all should visit the same strip clubs and review it

    • Are you guys related to dunkey

  • Tired strippers is actually a good sign because it means they’re not on meth

  • sven and gus look NOTHING alike

  • All I can think of is some dude having a job of just going around to small town strippers and putting reviews up lol.

  • The only person on youtube that can tape a microphone to a screwdriver and I won't leave the video lmao

  • Lmao

  • and big NACHOS!!!!!!!

  • O cute 2 gay guys cuddling while reading strip club reviews

  • I love the owner 😂

  • I joined when I saw toothless strippers

  • Why

  • almost 1 year ago

  • How do you get to the point where you’re reacting to strip club reviews?

  • I kind of want to go find that last shit hole club just to tear it up and light things on fire before leaving a great review. “5 stars super clean and friendly staff. Smells like smoke as a strip club should. Will be returning for more super fun times! See you soon 😐”

  • the exact 1 year anniversary of this video pog

  • 4:45 Well I guess my cover has been blown... I'm not the person who went to a strip club, I never have been to one and nor will I ever, I have a beautiful girl of my own and that won't be changing soon : )

  • Augs is the name of the place

  • 5:54 ask for the family discount on her lap dance

  • You should find reviews of specific strippers that come to houses like men strippers or something 😂

  • LOL THE ADD TOLD ME TO GO TO A WEBSITE CALLED MAGICSEXGUN.ORG LOLLLLLLL

  • there were no chairs

  • I live in AL, and these all sound right on the money, but Dothan pronounced Doe-thin, not Dah-thin

  • Why the fuck was a muslim guy in a strip club that’s like like a catholic being in a strip club our religion is strict

    • Cause people can do whatever the hell they want

  • I wanna know how the muslim refused to remove his cap but was entering a strip club, nani?

  • Why does gus's brother look nothing like him

    • Siblings don't always look the same

  • I wanna visit all these clubs 😂

  • when she clap her feet

  • the owner’s response didn’t even use proper punctuation and they were insulting the customers, very unprofessional.

  • I didn't know this was his brother I thought it was his friend

  • But seriously. It trips me the fuck out we both have partners named Sabrina that rock nerd glasses.

  • As a fan of linebacker sized Wiccan women, big blackass weak drinks and Cæser Salads, I wanna know these locations.

  • Man this owner speedran making everyone hate him

  • Gus=God, just off by 2 letters!

  • Wait holy shit that was 11 months ago what?

  • p e r s o n a l l y i dont like strip clubs its paying women to tolerate you like oof

  • Hoyaaaaa

  • real life Schitt's Creek

  • Dothan is pronounced d-oh-then

  • This is an incredible world

  • I'm from Dothan Alabama!!!! Living in California on camp pendelton as of now. Honestly super way more hyped than I should be to see my home town make it to a reveiw review. By the way it's pronounced "Dough-Thun"

  • Why is your floor on the wall? Also, the town i drive through on my way to work has a pink, spray painted (no joke) strip club that used to be a pole barn for the local fire department

  • Hold my beer

  • I feel the owner of that Dothan, AL area strip club is a woman. No man would response with terms like "giggles," "thnx" & plenty of "lols."

  • for the Muslim one the owner was correct, if he was so devote he wouldn't have been at a stripclub. like a Christian going to a sermon for the church of Satan, it is kind of odd

  • They always have very lukewarm reviews.

  • That should be easy to remember dip shit

  • There brothers how the fuck did I never know that

  • muslims be like after reading his brudda's report: islamic shits gonna go on

  • Hey isn't the guy on the right the knife guy???

  • It sounds like we are don du in the intro

  • There is ~nothing~ better than a Caesar salad and a strip in my humble opinion.

  • Gus, please.. We need more of these in our lives right now. Idk if you've looked outside but shit ain't that great right now and we could really use a pickmeup like this,

  • Less people have seen this than subs he has

  • Here is one from my local small town strip club in laurel highlands.....i hope your as confused as me......."Much more details to come. The 75 year old lady owner lives upstairs and often calls down to have music turned down.... The food sucks. This club is too laid back no hustle. You almost have to beg for dances. Be care ful of girl with batman tat... She might be burning fools.... Drip drip. ...😰😭💴💸💰😷"

  • The owner kinda had a point with the Muslim thing, im fairly certain oogling mostly naked women in public like that isnt hallah. Its really dumb when religious people pick and choose what part of their faith to be believe

  • 9:54 bruh I'm Bahamian

  • Isn't it also against your religion to go into a strip club if you're Muslim?

  • Look at the reviews for the yelp app!!! They are great!!!!!!!!

  • The part where you read the responses from the owner had me crying with laughter!

  • i thought this was kurtis conner and what’s his friends name

  • Anyone find the name of the place yet

  • Update- Cruisin’ Chubbies, which lies along US Highway 12 in the middle of nowhere in the Wisconsin wilderness, was the location of a Coronavirus outbreak in June. Donzilla Sargent, might be wise to get a coronavirus test when you go in for your one for gonorrhea.

  • The owner responses must be from the strippers, so many LOL's

  • Walked around shitty Lynnwood, WA listening to this like a podcast and laughing my ass off. You guys are a damn blessing 🙏

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ This place is the disneyland of chins

  • Hon Dothan aint a small town... (it is racist af tho)

  • So glad you get to hang out with your brother and have a good time...my brother is in prison :(

  • they arent social distancing

  • That moment someone says street thugs and you assume they mean black people.

  • As a person who lives in Alabama. Somewhat accurate. I live coastal so it's not as bad as middle and upper.

  • I’m not watching this... 😅

  • That owner seems hilarious.

  • 300 pound witches

  • I just realized our names based off of a movie

  • I genuinely love you guys!!

  • Why do they look like they're inside a Sauna ?

  • Love this (five stars) 😂

  • 13:34 "I'm bumping my lil peep" yes

  • wait the last one is suppose to be racist against black and white people? either that manager is absolutely crazy or they rlly r stupid

  • I mean the muslim guy was pretty unreasonable. Like wow you're so devoted and religious you won't take your hat off but you WILL go to a strip club? he deserved to be kicked out

  • Bruh I gotta give props to the owner for being thins comical when it comes to shit like this, besides the racist stuff this guy/girl is pretty funny

  • I thought they were passing a roach around 😜

  • 2:10 Is that John Guson?

  • And I said, "Caesar salad? I hardly know her! Bwaaa!"

  • I get the feeling the owner is a real bad lady if she responds so badly to criticism. The last one, wasn't even a critic, just a rating, and still replied to it.

  • I heard James Harden knows where the good strip clubs are. Should contact him.

  • Tag yourself, I'm the stripper who put a hex on a patron.

  • I'm fucking from Alabama not raised there just spent most of my life there🤣🤣

  • Dad?

  • yeah, i was kicked out of a target because i'm a muslim. i can definitely vouch for that poor guy. props to him for handling it respectfully tho i was mad as hell.

  • Honestly, I’ve never been to a strip club. So, IF they strip and are naked, shut up. It’s like complaining a restaurant doesn’t serve you any food. Restaurant = food Strip club= naked bodies If i went to EITHER and got none, I’d complain.

  • Ever been to the "Last Lap" in Wellsville in NY? I can't rate it never been there honest

  • I lived in Dothan for 5 years when I was a child and one of my friend’s father would frequent the local establishments and tell him about his experience. This is the vibe I got haha

  • Am I the only dood that joins a horn pub live video just to play pogs with em? 🤨

  • Why tf did Sven get a cooler name and better genetics than you Gus

  • Sven Johnson

  • We have one of those in 7th grade and he is a weirdo just like you.

  • This is a man who as a kid learned too much.

  • Bruuuh that's my town at the end I know that club, it's so fuckin trash

  • When Gus mentioned Dothan I knew where he was talking about. Cowboys Strip Club