Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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  • hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson

    • Could you and Sven do reviews of hotels/motels?

    • The animated Cat 🐈‍⬛

    • I'm a little late to the call to action. But if you want to see some really awful reviews, look at BoardGameGeek. Specifically 1 start reviews for chess. It's just a bunch of grandiose dipshits thinking they are better than the world's most popular game.

    • @dorkpork911 can you give me the context

    • Can you do bowling alleys or bars

  • Frick Linda

  • Sven looks great in his blue RAYCON earbuds! 😂

  • Where’s my boy and all the petty girl

  • This man is 6,6

  • you know gus is a real man when he uses the word breasts as opposed to other more vulgar terms like that actually made me smile LMAO

  • I live on Long Island and would like to smoke bong hits with you guys

  • I’ve never heard someone named Sven with an American accent

  • same jeans? the fuck

  • I got nervous when they said my name,

  • Are your parentes Swedish or Norwegian or something? Beacuse your names

  • Imagine naming your kids Gus and Sven.

  • You banned me In twitch chat for not saying anything when you were playing Skyrim

  • Huh, eddys head looks weird, allergic reaction maybe

  • WHY IS CHEF KILLIAN WORKING AT A MIDWEST STRIP CLUB????

  • Ah yes, the crab boiled in pepsi max served in a baguette image

  • This is so hilarious, my old besftriend had a younger brother, and the younger brother was fucking beautiful, he was like 6'1 a jawline you can cut rocks with but he was the weeeeeirdest fucking kid, like I deadass feel like that nigga would kill a cat if given the chance 😭

  • Hi, from the Midwest (Nebraska). Not okay over here 😂

  • I knew by the title of the video there would be reviews whining about fat women. You can’t blame a fat person for taking their own life. Why bother living when all fat people receive is hate? So aggravating. Couldn’t even finish the video.

  • Is Sven wearing Raycon earbuds? Lol

  • 3:47 he gets a message on discord

  • WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT AMAZING SHIRT, GUS?!

  • All little brothers are spoiled.

  • Why is Gus wearing my old rug? Is he Swedish? Feels like a Swedish thing

  • In case anyone else was curious: 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

  • Hey I'm Kevin

  • Lolol pretty sure the crab pic is from Kilian experience (youtuber)

  • Sven seems like such a big, Wiscontsinian, 6 and 1/2 foot tall teddy bear. C:

  • 1:29 bro I’m 15... that is very illegal

  • Da first one do😂😂😂

  • Only focus on one of them

  • 7:37 the place was called hoe depot wasnt it

  • That crab is a well known cursed image so that isn’t real

  • Is the guy that actually predicted that Gus Johnson to see your view here

  • Watch cuties and you’ll understand the comment “it’s good for kids, I recommend”

  • 1:34 nooo!

  • Gas stations and shitty haircut places have super funny reviews. Def a deep vein of comedy right there.

    • gas station reviews NEEDS to happen

  • sven is adopted

  • 69k likes

  • When you go to the club and literally get crabs

  • 3:47

  • Go to 1:36 Pause No need to thank me

  • Thats what his user name was by the way if anyone was curious and too lazy to search it up :) 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures

  • Prison Reviews

  • 3:25 um Chris Hanson you there

  • What was the acquire lumber one? Like the “Wood Hood

  • Just play vr chat guys

  • Guys, I just checked on Jerry. I found his desecrated corpse at the bottom of the Boston Harbor. Then, a stripper followed me home, shat on my lawn, and stole my car. 0/10. Would not recommend any clubs on the East coast.

  • 15:08 “go watch an ad get out of my room” me gets an ad right as he says that😂👌😂

  • Sven: SABIRNA Gus: NOO!!!! Is wearing headphones

  • Guess we know where those stimulus checks were going.

  • No one is talking about how sven is wearing raycons without it being an ad or joke!

  • Dude when he said NOOOOOOOOO he was so funny

  • There's no hippos at the zoo tho

  • I really want this shirt

  • orthodontists

  • This is the first time I have seen a youtuber use raycons without being sponsored

  • Sus Johnson

  • 1 corinthians 15 is about Christ being risen, which can be interpreted differently in this context

  • You know you are getting old when a guy is wearing a shirt made up of the play mat that is in your dentist office and video rental store

  • I think the “eating cigarettes” is still my favorite sketch with the two of you. Mhm. Something about it.

  • Walmart

  • Landscaping companies

  • I'm kinda offended cause I live in the mid-west, but I do half to admit the mid-west is full of meth heads and strip joints that don't ask for an ID

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  • Oh my god, yall ain't in Iowa by chance are you? They got a strip club in Des Moines, our capitol city, called "The Lumberyard"

  • Read reviews on brothels! Who the heck leaves public reviews on their experience with prostitutes?

  • 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 1 Now I am reminding you, brothers, of the gospel I preached to you, which you indeed received and in which you also stand. 2 Through it you are also being saved, if you hold fast to the word I preached to you, unless you believed in vain. 3 * For I handed on to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures;a 4 that he was buried; that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures;b

  • If theres a strip club... its not a small town😥 no hate though really love you guys and great video!

  • “I t ‘ s G o o d F o r K i d s R e c c o m e n d”

  • When he said go watch an ad I literally got and ad. 😂

  • Bruv you made me alt-tab like 4 times before realizing the discord notification sound comes from you. God damn you, Johnson brothers!

  • ⭐ Who pooted

  • sven has the widest shoulders ive ever seen

  • OMG I live in Fargo, that's where the red River zoo is lol so they must be talking about The Northern

  • To be clear... were there 6 other Sven Johnsons?

  • Memeing screaming and streaming. My life summarised

  • I am a kid in the Midwest bad things are happening

  • Y'all, I can promise you that tiddie hairs are identifiable

  • I'm from the Midwest and it is practically hell

  • Why does Gus look like Sven’s distant uncle from the Midwest

  • This is that guys screen name when I looked it up. "I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ" Corinthians 1:4 king James bible

  • Yooo, the T-shirt is dooope where did you get it ?

  • pls do these again !

  • Don't hate on the midwest lol. Lumberyard is in my city, but it doesn't have pool tables like beach girls.

  • I went to a cheap strip club in El Paso once. Well actually a couple times. Won't name the place. But it was a sad place. There was one other guy there alone and by himself. Not even getting any attention from the dancers or spending money. Only 2 out of the 5 dances there were attractive, and one of them was only passable. They both came and sat on my lap and chatted with me. I got a dance from both of them and the more attractive one blew me on the first song. And dances were only $20 per song. I heard later that the place was actually a front for selling cocaine.

  • I had a female friend once say “don’t you hate having nipple hair?” And i slow blinked at her cuz I had no clue girls got hair there. I guess it really is a thing! Not something I’d want to find in my mouth at a srip club though

  • God that intro was hilarious. XD

  • the only thing in common you guys have in common is the front teeth. this is not a bad thing

  • 8:51 I feel like Gus saw every sin I’ve ever committed.

  • I was caught off guard way too hard at 8:00

  • Just found your channel, your hilarious bro, I wish u lots of success , never stop brotha , best of luck to u and your channel for the future !!

  • Lap dances and lumber , what a great strip joint

  • I feel that I must comment cause I went to a strip club and helped pay off a future lawyers student debt, so I can really relate to Benjamin on this one.

  • You can tell they're brothers they have the same laugh!! :)

  • That’s a really neat shirt

  • Badass seattle hat ! Im a seattlite

  • I thought sven was bryce hall

  • Coming to you LIVE from the Midwest: We are not ok. That is all.

  • It’s a soft shell crab sandwich guys… 😂 I get that in these places are probably wacky trashy, but no one is putting a live crab between bread, thx for the laugh tho, you guys are awesome