Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

Birt 27 okt 2020
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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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  • hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson

    • The animated Cat 🐈‍⬛

    • I'm a little late to the call to action. But if you want to see some really awful reviews, look at BoardGameGeek. Specifically 1 start reviews for chess. It's just a bunch of grandiose dipshits thinking they are better than the world's most popular game.

    • @dorkpork911 can you give me the context

    • Can you do bowling alleys or bars

    • I don't know if you have it in the US, but Freecycle is funny. People begging for things for free, but with often very high, piss taking expectations. There are also some home cooked foods people are selling that are cat food standard, and very strange beauty/massage services on Shpock.

  • airbnb reviews trust me they’re ridiculous

  • Delicious choice with the Archer Farms trail mix back there, Sven.

  • I imagine it was called something like morning wood

  • 1:34

  • I think dispensarys would be hilarious! That or waffle house reviews from super populated areas like downtown New York!

  • Sven: SABRINA Gus: NOOOOO-

  • 6:16 Mr Johnson I’m pretty sure that is a sort shell crab in witch case you eat the entire thing and how I know this ima Marylander and people eat sort shell crabs a lot

  • Gus and Sven look like they aren't even related, it's strange

  • The next step is reading r34 comments

  • just make this a podcast already! "Small Town Talk"

  • Well who pointed!???

  • We just gonna gloss over the fact that the owners review was 3 months before Kevin said just here before gus makes a video?

  • I wanna play with my toy trucks on your shirt, Gus. Consider this a threat.

  • Jerry is dead

  • Are u from a hill billy environment

  • Maybe its the cropping of the split screen, but why does sven look so w i d e XD

  • 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 is far too wholesome for a one-star review. I expected something more like this: "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars-they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." Revelations 21:8

  • 6:05 - Oh, I know what that is. It's Crab in Pepsi Max, as prepared by Kilian Experience. ischats.info/fun/d6Sod3Wrh5h-la4/v-deo

  • 9:28 well that was disorienting for me as my name is Hayden and I am not going to any strip clubs.

  • Poor Tim.

  • Who's the adopted one? lol

  • Hey bud mid west hear(preparing a line) we are doing great(prepare a nostrils) thanks for asking(snorts the line)

  • When Sven started coming into the video at the start he gave off that “bUt MoM sAiD iT wAs My TuRn To PlAy On ThE xBoX” vibe.

  • Look like two Biden voters

  • *I literally have the same exact headphones as Gus or they look too similar*

  • The crab is from a video of a guy boiling it in Pepsi , has nothing to do with a strip club

  • Hod I can’t look away from that mustache

  • Uhmmm I think I know Jerry I think he dated my mom for a week, he said he was from south dakota.... we live in north dakota...

  • I can only finish if there's a dude in the corner crying.

  • 1 Corinthians 15 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

  • was that crab ala pepsi maximum?????

  • Oklahoma or Florida McDonald's

  • ok why? just why

  • Not good gus not good

  • we need to start the #checkinonthemidwest

  • Your brother is wearing Ray's Cons

  • I think the crab pic is supposed to mean the strippers have crabs.

  • Svens mic is crisp asf. You can even hear scratching.

  • Sven is so cute.

  • Mhhmmm

  • we may never know who pooted.

  • 6:09 Thats from a video from the youtuber Kilian Experience lol

  • Dude where did you get that car rug sweater?!

  • when Sven said "Sabrina" i died but when Gus screamed "NOOO" i died again

  • As someone from the Midwest we are not ok

  • the club was named morning wood i bet

  • 12:32 third option: The strippers were literal hippos trying to pay for their college

  • You should do interviews with managers of these strip clubs and ask about the reviews

  • I wonder who started youtube first

  • Not to be an sjw but some woman get hairy boobs from pcos or r trans so making fun of tiddy hair makes me kinda bummed. I get it wasn’t intentional tho

  • The wood ones called the SLUMBER YARD

  • the guy with the biblical username refers to a passage where James, one of the apostles says Jesus is a jerk for not letting everyone be immortal

  • Do national Park reviews, funniest shit ive ever seen.

  • Don’t know if it’s been done already, but reviews of gas stations?

  • 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

  • "Mom said you have to share the ISchats" is the exact feeling I get whenever Sven worms his way into these.

  • Gus: words Sven: *WORDS*

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  • Sven do be lookin like an imploded thumb doe

    • And the head of gus looks like a swollen thumb

  • small town strip club reviews 2: electric boogaloo

  • Thats not a live crab, that is literally a crab boiled in pepsi

  • 6:05 isn't that the crab a tumblr user boiled in pepsi because they wanted to make God cry so it could rain?

  • 3:47 as a midwesterner from Indiana I only say that cuz no one cares no one would ask about what Midwestern State you're from I have to say everyone cares way too much about their kids here

  • Who else lives in the Midwest?

  • These are great 👍 😆

  • Is that...? Crab in Pepsi Max?!

  • Holy shit sven made the moth meme

  • 3:46 discord notification go brrrrrrrrrr

  • come to the south, we got uhhhhh guns and drunk people

  • Gus needs a beard

  • i live in the midwest, can confirm everything said

  • Wtf I go out to help a neighbor who got stuck in snow and I come back to this? Well have a good day who ever reads this

  • Where is Kevin L

  • They both look dead inside

  • Who else is looking for kevin

  • 11:15 I made the same face as Gus lol

  • I always thought the rules for strip clubs were bizarre and interesting at the same exact time. 1.) Some strip clubs allow for 18 and older but they are not allowed to serve alcohol and the strippers are limited to bra and panties. 2.) Some strip clubs allow full nudity meaning that the strippers can if they choose take off their panties on stage and again those clubs are not allowed to serve alcohol and on top of that they are strictly age limit 21 and over. 3.) Sounds strip clubs that are allowed to serve alcohol are of course limited to 21 and over because that's the legal age for drinking but the strippers are limited to only being topless and are not allowed to remove their panties. I just always thought it was weird that these three types of strip clubs existed. Note... As an extra note I find it weird that both of the 21 and older strip clubs whether it's a full nude but no alcohol strip club or a titties only with alcohol strip club the law says that a girl only has to be 18 years or older to work at the strip club but customers must be 21 years old or older to visit the strip club.

  • These videos inspired me to go out and look at reviews near my area.

  • Where is our boy Kevin L?

  • I’ll check on Jerry, ‘cause im ‘round those parts. Uh-huh

  • I went to a strip club once When i was 80 years old

  • The real question is which one is adopted?

  • gus reminds me of steve from the movie ‘the italian job’ nothing against gus but steve is one of the most hatable characters i’ve ever witnessed and i can’t stop thinking about his stupid face while watching this

  • The crab is from the youtuber killianexperiens cooking video

  • 2:20 3:47 4:57 checked my discord three times was so confused

  • Public school reviews can get really weird...

  • someone should vocode this

  • ... sven is cute

  • “Go for the stripper, stay for the shitter”

  • That shirt is pog

  • BRUH where did you get that Rug City shirt?

  • Fire stations in South Africa is an industry to check out recommended by another user on one of these videos - the commenter was very convincing.

  • killian experience 6:11 ischats.info/fun/d6Sod3Wrh5h-la4/v-deo

  • But wait there are no hippos at the red river zoo

  • Please keep making more of these

  • Yo where do I get me a shirt like that

  • In Norway, I think the age of consent is 16 so maybe that review was from Norway. No clue

  • My name is Mason and I called a girl in my school a hippo.

  • Sven is like Rigby’s cooler, better looking brother in regular shpw