your friends who get married after high school

Birt 25 ágú 2019
these people are so happy
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this is about your friends who get married after high school.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.
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  • if you or your wife has accidentally gotten married right after high school, follow me on twitter for further assistance @Gusbuckets.

    • @Paula Deen f

    • I lost my grandma last year if anyone will support me if you don’t it’s ok but I’ll be sad 😔

    • I like the term "accidentally"

    • Sad but true. Happens in the Marines too.

    • @Elijah leddy you demon

  • She looks like noore

  • My bad, I should've gotten married before High School. Thank you for your wisdom

  • Soooooo true

  • You remind me of what my older brother could've been if he didnt become a fucking disrespecting manipulative back stabbing dickhead keep up the good work man

  • i kinda wanna see where this is going

  • The sad thing is this almost describes the lifes of most of my older cousins, just without the religious part and with 2 less babies. I pray every night to not become them.

  • What is the song at the outro?

  • Bars

  • My husband and I met as babies, started dating at 15 and 16, married at 18 and 19. Just celebrated 10 yrs of an awesome marriage. He's my best friend and we have so much fun together. Best decision I ever made :) no kids just fur babies. We have a blast together and there's no one I'd rather spend my life with! We've always got eachothers backs:) its definitely not for everyone but it's been wonderful for us :) and thank god we didn't speak in high school lol. I dont like to brag but we are good looking couple lpl

  • this was hilarious but you can argue that people who get married to their first partner are gonna have a happier marriage due to marriage satisfaction rates and the lower divorce rates in the past when people would get married very quickly

  • Ok subscribe cus your vids are funny and like dude last two have been so relatable to me and these are my friends who are just getting married lolz

  • As someone who got married the day after we graduated, I can confirm, this video is accurate

  • Don't. Ever. Stop.

  • Why is this better than any sound cloud song

  • Knew this guy who's crush clearly wasnt into him at all, but he was madly in love with her, he asked when he could start DATING HER and she said after she gets her DOCTORATE so another 10 or so years and he said "ill wait"

  • In here, people who get married at young age are the people who get pregnant.

  • People get married after high school? I got married before high school.

  • I did this and it turned out great. But i wouldn't recommend. There is no reason not to wait a few years.

  • maybe if i had friends...

  • Doesn’t everyone get married after high school?

  • This is what my cousin did

  • How can Gus change his age.

  • my mom got married at eighteen, and is still happily married over 25 years later with four kids.

  • Hey man, I married my highschool girlfriend after highschool... 13 years after

  • Why is this.....true-

  • One time I overheard 2 middle aged female grocery store cashiers talking. One of them said she had to tell 2 18 year old girls who were openly discussing marrying their boyfriends not to do it

  • This applies to my parents eerily well...

  • I always come back to this video when i see those couples back in highschool get married and have kids

  • it turns out that these two people are siblings. Sweet home alabama starts playing

  • literally this is what my parents did

  • I’m 1000% sure we have the same friends. Every single detail. It’s too much, Gus. Only problem is you’re either 10 years younger than me or 10 years older.

  • Pretty much utah in a nutshell.

    • yuuuup, and i dont even live there!

  • My advert was a am I gay quiz I have it screen shotted for proof of any one is not convinced and has discord

  • The title really cleared things up. I thought you were talking about my friend who got married before High School.

  • This is my favourite Gus Johnson sketch

  • All my friends: Me: Marriages are retarded.

  • Splendid

  • Engineer gaming

  • I wish this was on Apple Music

  • lol

  • Yupp, I remember watching couples in high school becoming parent's 1 year later after graduating they end up separating.

  • Lol sent this to all of my old highschool and senior highschool classmates who got knocked up at the ages of 15-18yo hahaha all I can say I'm very satisfied that there relationships are slowly falling apart and sending them this video is like sprinkling salt to their open wounds. It gets even more better that they never got to college, they are working at a dead end job, living with their parents or shitty apartments idefinitely, having more kids that they can handle, resorting to drinking their problems, and fighting every now and then. They were thanking me back then when I set them up to the ones they like or set them up to get laid telling me I was a match maker or the embodiment of cupid thanking me for being a total wingman but I should be the one thanking them. Little do they know I was just setting up my entertainment for a later date and now I'm watching the season finale. Thus when they are all broken and seperated they will comeback to me seeking for advice and comfort and I'll accept them like the toys they are patch them all up in so I can play with them again and I'll hook them up to another of my toys. And just when the new couples are cozying up to one another I'll encourage their other halves that they want to get back together and thus another season of my entertainment. I can barely contain my excitement for this. 😃

    • Kinda sad ngl

    • @ma sa shut it, nerd.

    • @Houndoomgirl77 Also the way you use "lame, not cool" and other common profanities gives me the impression that you're an 18-19yo white kid that always tries to roast someone but ended up getting cremated instead.

    • @Houndoomgirl77 For someone who has so many things to do in life like you. You do sure take your time to compose a comeback longer than most of your written essays in high school and college combined but like all of your essays trying prolong each pharagraph just to hit that minumim letter count makes your essay repetetive. Just like your comeback weak and redundant.

    • You're life is so lonely and pathetic that you have to go to people from HIGHSCHOOL and focus on THEIR lives and relationships hoping that they will be miserable because you don't have a life of your own and nobody wants you around. What a loser 😂 that's so fucking tragic that you're so sad in life that you really have nothing better to do than to focus on people from your past and their relationships. Sounds to me like you're salty you got bullied and rejected. Listen kiddo, grow the fuck up. You arent "cool" or edgy or unique or some sadistic super genius mastermind like you think you are. You aren't billy bad ass. You're just some loser that wastes time on other people and want them sad because you're miserable. That's lame. That's not cool. That's lame and you're lame for it. You're not tough or dark for it. You're not the manipulative sicko you think you are. You're genuinely just a dork. Get over yourself. Get a life or some pussy. Grow the fuck up kid 😂😂😂

  • I've been dumped by my high school sweetheart yesterday, and now this appears on my feed. Thanks, ISchats.

  • I had a stomach ache while watching this

  • 0:07 10/10 cinematography.

  • "Hey I'm 23 and still not grown up"

  • My dad got married when he was in high school including my mom my dad was a freshman when he got married

  • This gives me Brian David Gilbert vibes

  • *Cough* the video I needed to see before I die and show all my friends before they die and then I can die *cough*

    • I bet he voted, agh what a piece of shit. Probably wears a mask when he goes to Walmart. Agh

    • What a bullshit ass comment

    • I'm gonna kill whoever commented this

  • What about 6

  • Serving up some hot garbage here😂😂😂

  • Legendary.

  • 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 😶

  • 0:20 lmao sabrina's eye started twitching

  • This video made me think about my life decision

  • I'm waiting till marriage to get married

  • Great video keep it up

  • Yeeesh I feel attacked not married but 21 and been with the same girl for three years and we wanna get married it’s not as bad as yoy think I swear 😂😭😭😭😭

    • hey man, dont fuck it up! thats all i have to say

    • Tell that to her father lol.

  • "Thah- four babies." He said after pulling 3 pregnancy tests after the other 3.

  • But doesn’t everyone get married after High school. If their mentally stable

  • Just jack off it's not that hard

  • I've been together with my girlfriend for 10 years (since I was 17, and I'm 27 now). No big fights, no cheating, and no breakups in between. We're not married, but why would I throw out something that's been so perfect?

  • Dodged that bullet

  • This is deep

  • Best workout theme ever

  • I never had that problem because I never had a girlfriend in high school and still don't 5 years later.

  • Is "working on myself" supposed a dirty ufamisum?

  • Thank god I was warring headphones my mic wasn’t muted

  • I got married right after highschool and everything on here is true me and my wife had a kid and it got worse. Long story short we might divorce

    • So, what did you expect? Do you use protection?

  • The babies part was accurate 😭

  • I didn’t know u were christian

  • Sabrina was getting real at the end lmao

  • Most. Relatable. Video. Yet.

  • this is the best vid you have ever made

  • So um.... This is exactly what happened with my parents, except for the cheating part, it's spot on

  • That was dark. I'm in quite the mood, now, and I didn't get married until I was 35. 😨

  • Ummm, not as accurate as your other portrayals.

  • Ah, I see that you're familiar with fundamentalist Christian culture.

  • I hate you

    • @Dylan H Come on Dylan! Give us the scoop

    • @bigman dex none of your business

  • Soloution: have more babies

  • This is a bop, however sadly my Step-Brother is making the same decision.

  • What about ‘your friend who gets married before high school?’

  • I went to high school with a girl and her last name was Twobabies.

  • This is like half of my class after we graduated.

  • Are you guys doing ok?

  • Don’t MOST people get married after high school

    • not in Estonia

    • @Kai Kai I got married in elementary

    • @nobody dude that’s the joke tho no matter when you get married unless you get married in middle school it’s still AFTER high school

    • @Kai Kai more like after collage

    • @nobody no but technically that IS after high school

  • You're right, I should get married DURING high school

  • Got

  • My headcanon is that every sketch involving Sabrina and Gus as a couple is all about the same couple. This is where that starts. It honestly doesn’t matter which order you view the rest in.

  • this video could be called "a rational response to 'wouldnt it be nice' by the beach boys". absolutely god tier content, holy fuck

  • ended to fast needed more babies

  • This video shows the quickest way to ruin your life.

  • Idk wtf is happening but it’s kind of amazing 😂

  • Dude I have friends that got engaged during highschool and had babies before graduation.

  • Mormons in a nutshell

  • This is stuck in my head

  • *Gets married to avoid having premarital sex in accordance with the bible* *immediately commits adultery*

  • 40lbs? Rookie numbers.