Reading Hilarious Small Town Theme Park Reviews

Birt 30 apr 2020
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in this latest iteration of the small town reviews series we look at some small town reviews. haha bet you didn't see that coming you dumb dummy hahaha got you so good.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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Ummæli

  • sabrina and i just had a nice chill time hanging out and making this video for you. thank you for all the love and support! go buy knives and be dangerous with them!

    • @General Grievous u sck

    • Shotty With a Fatty Sabrina LMFAOO

    • @Chad wait for twenty more... thats noteworthy (6949 at the moment)

    • 6.9 likes :0 :0

    • You're not my dad

  • If this isn't the prime example of a person taking advantage of another, I don't know what it is. I wish the best for both of them but this also makes me mostly sad for Gus. Sabrina is clearly using him.

  • (。♡‿♡。)

  • Somaliaons amiright jk

  • I can literally tell what these bad grammar comments mean,i dont know if it's a good thing or not...

  • I'm pretty sure most of those reviews are from children... Also, there's a huge difference between manslaughter and homicide.

  • 1 Star Got robbed. 😂😂😂 I can't even!

  • "Above the fold" refers to newspapers - it's the "important" stuff that would be shown above where the newspaper was folded in half.

  • Girl woman said didneland

  • 7:37 if u call it mounting it to ride maybe ur too fat to ride it

  • thanks for calling me valid sabrina that really means a lot

  • 1:56 bartow is a place in California I’d know cuz I’m near there

  • I'd say it's more like the difference between murder and ATTEMPTED murder... 🤔

  • Love the Wild Thing reference. I forget you’re from wisconsin lol. Valleyfair for the win

  • Rural Juror

  • Champagne Socialist

  • I don't recommend drinking while watching his videos to funny Neely choked

  • RIP screen he was a good friend

  • 5:17 Gus fucked up, he slept in the couch that night.

  • 2:39 AHHHHHHH! You're warming your beverage!

  • She reminds me of a slightly more tame rachel berry

  • When they said "james with a y" i wasn't looking at the screen and i thought it was yames

  • I'm a bigger fan of Sven's gf.

  • I’m a lifeguard and if we don’t file an accident report and ask if people are ok after accidents, we can get sued lol

  • You both look cute

  • Very beautiful young lady.

  • Pretty sure its illegal, in Canada at least, to refuse water if you go to a food establishment??????

  • You had me ready to check out her channel till you said "political videos" :p

    • she has a lot of good sketches with gus on their too her political videos are about stuff like Disney not letting their employees unionize not screechy annoying political stuff

  • You'll love how my best friend decided to spell her son's name, I told her the original way was better in my opinion but 21 years of being best friends didn't change her mind. His name is Izak...... you know Isaac.

  • Gus we all know the lawyers "and lovers" joke wasn't a joke and is just a flex of your funny as fuck gal pal. Which I can't blame ya for 😂

  • sounds fun

  • They call it the fold because of newspapers

  • R.I.P. screen

  • R.I.P. screen

  • Can’t believe kenneth copeland almost bit a guy

  • I worked at a theme park got shot was fun

  • Ditch that chick ....

  • Americans amuse me

  • If you really look at Gus he kinda looks like Sven

  • Sabrina looks so much like Jess from New Girl, I love it

  • Gus: i hate when people take COMMON names and and spells it differently Me, Malik with a q: *confused sweats*

  • I think my favorite review ever is a 5-star review of my local McDonald's that says, "They do things the right way here. I believe they will start changing breakfast grease more often."

  • Your verbatim reading has made me really self-conscious of my writing. Anyways, I checked out Sabrina's channels and is I watch good and funny.

  • Beautiful girl! She looks and sounds like Jodi Arias. But she does not seem crazy. Also reminds me of Pewdiepie's wife. I like her.

  • To be fair, you don’t know how old the park employees were

  • The little people theme park could be the "Kingdom of the Little People" park in China... Yes that is a thing. Google it.

  • This was fucking hilarious man

  • 1:35 My name is Connor but people always spell it as Conner. End my suffering!!!

  • Wow Eva's so cute

  • Gus Johnson and eddy Burback just make me happy

  • 0:10 - you know Gus listens to Bill Burr

  • "bruh u just posted cringe" some guy on gooble reviews

  • That "suckin on chili dog" line gets me everytime bc its so accurate to the actual song

  • my favorite thing about his videos is it can be pure chaos at the end then it just cuts to soft music like nothing happened

  • i’m a bit late but somalia is in africa on the horn

  • This dog has the same name as me and I love her immensely

  • fyi, I think google pushes review requests on people, so people just get a question in their email and they answer it not really understanding it's a review.

  • That dog looks identical to my dog that passed away a couple years ago

  • there's a big difference between manslaughter and homocide

  • petition to get gus and sabrina on chapo

  • Gonna tell my kids that was pewdiepie and marzia

  • Gonna tell my kids that was pewdiepie and marzia

  • Gonna tell my kids that was pewdiepie and marzia

  • 10:08 thank me later

  • That dog is sooooooo cute :3 ^^

  • Sabrina is so adorable I will never understand how Gus got a girlfriend

  • 7:21 is not being able to call someone a “Karen” really a thing now?

  • Jaimeigh really hot home with that one.

  • guys... I'm pretty sure this is Nick and Jess from New Girl

  • NICE HAT!

  • when hearing "james with a y" did anyone else think it was yames?

  • Yuo*

  • sabrina looks like she’s between 15 and 21 and gus looks perpetually 40 or 50

  • Barf. The teddy fresh clothing

  • James is pronounced Jaems Jaymes is pronounced Jae Mess

  • Damn Gus, you're one lucky guy

  • Dude when a school field trip happens where you're visiting it gets awful. I remember trying to watch the Grinch in theaters and literally 2 buses of children came into the theater. I wanted to cry.

  • Simp

  • There are large populations of Somalian refugees around the us and there are multiple reports of them pursuing women, fighting, and other things you shouldn’t do out of common decency for the country and citizens that are helping you

  • Her face 6:28

  • Gus would be a terrible lawyer, doesn't even know the difference between homicides and manslaughter, 1 star

  • ahem...THE WILD THING IS THE BEST RIDE EVER

  • My man, Gus! Your girlfriend is cute as a button! Good for you, my guy!

  • Sabrina is so sick of Gus bringing up there dating. He makes some reference to it like five times during the video

  • I like to imagine the workers are ALSO under-age.

  • wait, what event are they censoring?

  • Eva, can you get these humans off your channel plz.

  • My favorite part of these reviews is Gus reading comments exactly as written, even when it’s obvious what was meant.

  • 06:28 her fking face when he said “and lovers”

  • I like yer hat

  • I think Josh (gun dude)‘s point was that he didn’t want to be in a gun free zone and that the tragic events at Pulse was an example of why. If someone had been armed a lot less people would have been murdered. I don’t think he was making light of the situation, just using it as an example.

  • 8:25 ...does Gus listen to Chapo?

  • wanna talk about fucked up names? I work with someone who I like, but they named their kid Izack Not Issac, i-z-a-c-k.

  • You guys are such a cute couple!!!!

  • Gus and Sabrina told me Somebody left a review That said Kaaren is a furry And I’ll bet you never knew

  • YESSSSS CHIWINNIE FOR LIFE!!!!!!

  • Omg just saw this. The 50 Somalians thing happened at the main theme park in my area during their night time Halloween event. The Somali stuff was social media bull but they did evacuate the park for that night because fight broke out.

  • Bruh he upset at jaymes while my sister's name is faythe

  • Maybe mounting the ride is horses and they cant ride the horse bc they too big

  • I don’t don’t how she got in here. Proceeds to tell us how she got in there.