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Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please.
Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
Ummæli
follow me on twitch or i will throw an old tv at you: twitch.tv/gusjohnson
Please do. It's the only way to feel something
Haha
*OH NO IM ALLERGIC TO OLD FLYING HARDWARE HELP*
What if i want an old tv so i can watch more videos
mullet
Teddy fresh!
i like how gus and ian have the same teeth
What I learned from the magnet video is that if you only eat one you’ll be good
I like how there are only two glugs in "Glug ... Glug ... Glug"
11:34 yep definitely not the needles he was sticking himself with
“We do be livin in a society”
The Consumer Product Safety Commission has probably the absolute best twitter I've ever seen.
There is always something about hearing someone eat or drink something that makes me want to smash the glass or plate over their head, maybe there should be a psa about consuming quietly.
Funny guy
Gus:...Government safety videos tha- Ian:Oh😐 Comedy at its finest
They should have a safety video on me because I'll eat your kids if I have to
The video about the tv thing yeah that happened to me OADBDOHCKSABA
What annoys me about the Glug... Glug...Glug video is that he only gluged twice
That baseball music one got me
This has actually happened to my little brother
8:22
I actually liked the water one. Pure drinking water straight from the tap can be concidered a luxury.
The first few safety videos that Gus and Ian talked about in this video are really messed up.
I learned how to kill myself with magnets, if only i was still a teen
Gus looks like me in 10 to 20 years...dang I’m handsome in the future!
I can never figure out how old Gus is
Oh I like eddys new hoodie
Who else smiled when he said “smile guys”? 😂
First scene of the first saftey video happened to me in my sisters room when I was 5 exept her dresser was double the size. Edit: the TV went over my head and I didn't cry but yelled for help to get it off me for like 5 minutes.
i'm going to eat a magnet
I mean, I had a CRT TV fall on my head and I was fine... I mean I’m not fine but it had nothing to do with that TV falling on my head when I was maybe 5 or 7 years old.
PSA stands for Prostate-specific antigen. Now it all starts to make sense
Them: Magnets are dangerous to teens Me: *Flash back to middle school when some kid dropped their locker magnet and it went under my beak and caused me to slide and fall down in the middle of the hallway* “Mhm yep very dangerous”
Domestic terrorists: “THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS HERE TO ENSLAVE YOU AND TAKE AWAY YER GUNS!” The Federal Government:
I’m ninety percent sure the water one was just about finishing the water you pour.
I’m now scared of my dresser falling
The box tv thing happens to me when I was little I was turning up the volume and couldn’t reach and had to climb the dresser and it landed on my face and hert like a bitch and my mom came in the room and started pulling things off me and I’ve had bloody noses since and it’s been 10 years
As a dumb 8 year old, I swallowed a magnetic ball bearing. I couldn't fathom doing as a teen.
Its true, I was the baby
Fun fact I accidentally swollowed the ball magnets
Bird Martinez still hasn't reached her goal on gofundme!
Kirby Pucket. He's Dead.
Cody and Noel look weird in this video
In Australia, to stop teens/young adults drunk driving/doing stupid shit while driving, they show real footage of cops picking up clumps of flesh live leak style in crash scenes that are desaturated and shown in quick flashes like a saw movie. They also have annual live reenactments in a stadium with fake blood shown to school children. It worked so well that in about 10 years deaths from it dropped down by around 50%. To maintain it, they get heavily scarred victims with ruined lives from young adult drunk drivers to go around sharing how much their children are financially and emotionally fucked because of idiots who think getting an uber home is too pussy for their fragile masculinity.
Great video cody!
I was almost crushed by a dresser and tv when I was 6. I wish my parents watched more youtube videos ):
Fun Fact - Some guy had to go to the ER because he stuck a whole thread of those magnet beads up his urethra and got a bunch of them stuck in his bladder or something.
The bookcase protected the child.
Imagine growing up to be a government agent and this is what you do.
7:34 I mean, that 15 year old did shove 52 magnet balls up his urethra and I'm pretty sure he almost died
that organ sounds like Goofy hyperventilating
I have a vivid memory of that magnet psa.
Is that ProZD?
Tbh... ...why does a kid have a tv in their room anyways?
The end was really kind good on you Gus
I use to think Gus was 38-40 years old,,, now I think he’s just an old ass 25 year old😂🤣
I thought glug ... glug ... glug ... was about someone choking on water at first.
THE GOVERNMENT IS FUNDING CORPORATIONS TO TAKE AWAY OUR FAMILIES!!! There we go, was that a good conspiracy theorist sounding sentence?
your mustache is making me uncomfortable
The food label one was so good lol
That exact goddamn TV scenario happened to my brother, had to pull his little ass back because i also happened to be sitting in front of the tv. We’re good now
That sink in the second video had some of the best Laminar flow out of a stock sink I’ve ever seen. Wonderful.
Bowl cut
This video made me thirsty for some hecking water! I guess it really is worth protecting...
3rd one is serious and i learned something
5:52 is it just me but I thought the guy was just gonna die and they were gonna say check if your water is filtered or your gonna be this guy
1:30 that ACTUALLY happened to me when I was younger. same size tv too, luckily it didnt fall all the way but I couldve gotten really hurt if I actually climbed it completely.
It’s a lie i have eaten a magnet before and I am mostly ok
Me looking at the date this video was released and realized they weren't wearing masks Wait that's illegal.
Gus looks like a discount Jax Teller and I love it
I almost did this 5 mins ago
RIP Kirby Puckett
See this fork, it can put holes in your stomach
1:36 The babies head gone
Love the smile
the only way out of this I see is dont let the kids inside! Ive been saying this for years
I'm actually related to Roger Clemens
This video removed me from my mortal body, I am now an ethereal being
what webcam / camera do you use?
The water PSA was for tap water safety, probably.
The weight of the television is what destabilized the shelf, making it top heavy enough, to allow a toddler to pull it over. Toddlers being bonked on the head or squooshed by furniture is not fwunny. It is seewious!
This video is why natural selection does not work anymore and why we have a bunch of dumb millennials
Need more angles of the thumb in eye situation
my question is how they have 7k subs
8:26 natural selection
Not
its called maximize spending
That music on the basball video is almost like a meme out of 2020 2021
hi imbeamba
Oh another pasty white ginger on ISchats ohhh yeahhh what the world needed
12:04 says the dude who literally used magnets as jewelry
First line I heard from Ian and already I love him.
I don’t remember the old food label
dude, two words: HOUSE. HIPPOS.
LITERALLY. I thought house hippos were real until I was like 15. Never put together the end of the PSA saying ‘don’t believe everything you see on TV’ or whatever, but I think it was a Canadian ad, not an American one.
I feel like the water vid has to mean something about tap water being clean
Wow you did a collab with ProZD? Awesome!
Don't mind me, just saving the best moment 9:46
Why are there 701 dislikes? This does not deserve 701 dislikes.
Aren't these the buzzfeed unsolved guys?
when i was younger around like 6 i was climbing on my tall dresser to get some clothes my mom forgot to take out and my tv fell on me and i broke my femur bone so that first thing actually happens
Are we sure that channel isn't some kind of ARG?
[consumes penny] SO IM CLEARLY FINE!
For the record we paid taxes for all this.
bro the tv thing that happened to me