who wrote these bad small town waterpark reviews?

Birt 31 mar 2021
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this is a video about small town waterparks. i found some google reviews on the internet. then me and my friend read them and made a video about them. and then i put THAT on the internet.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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  • c'mon guys let's start our OWN waterpark. if you want to swim, follow me on twitch.tv/gusjohnson.

    • Leaving a review is not weird

    • Move your review screenshots up the frame, it's too low down. 1 star.

    • gus. you are a tryhard. and I appreciate it.

    • Heya Gus, your link in the description doesn't work. Thought you'd want to know

    • I’m gonna take a fat shit in this water park

  • For some reason the phrase "an actual spud" is putting me on the floor right now

  • Where is Eddie

  • gus and ian make the sad go away

  • Hi

  • actually the chimp in the waterpark is a real thing..... it was kept in isolation and died in 2017, look up blue bayou water park

  • Gus face turned so red at 1:12 lol

  • One star: re

  • 8:51- it was that darn chimp

  • It was a fucking child, a child dumped out his shit log all over me

    • It was the worst fucking thing

  • your channel gives me the best vibes dude

  • Legend has it, if you come out of the pool via stairs/steps, start peeing, it blends in with the pool water dripping

  • Ö

  • Isn't kimberly in south africa

  • this isnt even in a small town tho its the capital of louisiana

  • I’m Jimmy Williams and I approve this video

  • It’s weird hearing my name said like 7 times lol

  • Who do I fight for unsubscribing me?!

  • He looks like a Asian markiplier and it’s awesome

  • What if he actually puke 🤷🏼

  • Eddy looks different in this video

  • He ment "dont choose it"

  • Oh look it’s me even tho it’s not really me

  • Do a video on sugar free gummi bear reviews from Amazon. You will not be disappointed

  • get wet, get wild, get cool, go bananas... take the second right of Santa Anita avenue

  • water park? those are rare in Canada.

  • Cory put his chicken on a water jet. Done it myself. Water straight up the bottleneck

  • Please do methadone clinic reviews next.

  • Look at a the reviews from this paintball place in Boston! (Stronghold Ops) The owner goes berserk on the reviewers XD

  • Gus is looking more and more like the people who write these reviews

  • Gus needs to join chuckle sandwhich

  • 🥔

  • Go to the rec center lol! Its not that hard to find a cheap hot tub to use

  • how much did the water park pay you to make this video

  • Not me literally leaving a Google review for a pub yesterday because I wanted people to know what a good time I had and that it's super covid-safe and deserves to have business now that pub gardens are open in England. I must be weird lmao

  • UNCLE BERT I FOUND YOU

  • This guy is donut operator's brother?

  • This water business will not recover from burn. THAT'S MF'N HOT

  • Ever watch buzzfeed unsolved? Well Ian looks like Asian Shane

  • Is anyone else just not getting recommended Gus's videos anymore?

  • I leave positive reviews of local businesses because they treat us well, at least the nearby ones

  • Tell Ian he has a bangin shirt. Replace the zipper with buttons and I'd call it based, even

  • the more were happy the less we see #asians

  • they need have not so rude to

  • Sheesh what happened to ProZD!!

  • Check out the Google reviews on prisons.

  • Gus please make more of these you don’t know how much I love them baha

  • Awooga

  • 10:34 nice, the homophobia is alive at this place

  • That thing hanging off of Ian's hair is annoying the HECK out of me. Knock it off! Brush it out! DO SOMETHING! Oh thank god it's gone.

  • 10:15 to 10:18 2 guys 1 megaphone

  • I leave reviews Gus to help out other people deciding whether to go to the place

  • I've been watching Ian for ages, everyone should subscribe to him

  • 4:56 - But he still could be speaking a different language Even when he is white and wears a cowboyhat?

  • Elisabeth is correct. Shon is not.

  • Ian called it. Asians are hot. Bring them on the channel.

  • The thing in his hair is bothering me so much 😭

  • Ian looks tired ngl

  • they are kinda the switched roles of the buzzfeed unsolved dudes

  • gus we have the same birthday

  • On the one where she says she grew wings and flew and then fractured her tailbone etc, it means when she went down the ride, she went fast enough that her body came off the surface of the slide for a second or two and then landed with significant force. Have you guys not experienced that on water rides before??? That’s why a lot of rides have tops or nets above them.

  • 6:08-6:14 Gus was sure thinking about something. What that something is, well, we will never know, All we will see is Gus staring at us like that chimpanzee in the cage

  • I wonder if they found reviews for those few water parks where people have died

  • As a member of the C/Kaden name group, I can confirm that having three chimps is the bare minimum for a water park.

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  • 8:42 only the real ones know what's going on in that armpit

  • That chinese guy got a cheese smile

  • In my life 100% of the ear infections I have received are a direct result of going to a water park

  • I just wrote a review on Cedar point and said i died go check it out

  • He’s just the right level of awkward.

  • Wow

  • Gus, just a heads up, your link to subscribe to Ian isn't working (the bitly one).

  • “Asians are trending” LMAO

  • Why did I watch this? 1 star...

  • when they read the "no water" one I instantly thought of the opening to spy kids

  • Love these videos! Wanted to suggest "bad cat cafe reviews". Here's an example: "Fairly unfriendly disinterested cats I am sorry to say that I found our visit disappointing, because generally the cats were not friendly and affectionate as we had expected. One hid behind the table and box, one tolerated patting for a little while, then got into the box and would not come out, a male hissed at us and tried to bite or scratch for most of the hour and another female walked around on the bench but didn't want to be touched. My son had some success waving a toy in front of one, but not for very long. Of course animals can be temperamental, but they just seemed to be "over it" and really, for $60 I had expected more."

  • "Elizabeth who spelt her name wrong." Lol best ever.

  • the chimp pooped on cole

  • Hey guys just btw I wanted to say thanks for the puke warning :) by saying you were gonna try I was able to fast forward past any gagging or whatever! I have a phobia so its greatly appreciated genuinely!

  • Instant like for Gus and Ian in the same video

  • the small town reviews series is revolutionary and amazing

  • I’m subscribed and have the bell on and I’m still not getting Notifications :( missed this

  • Content was good. But the channel has a trapped chimp they force to make videos. 5 stars

  • I remember going to a splashdown when I was like 5 for my friends birthday and there was a whole unbroken shit on the floor two feet from the bathroom door

  • Look up Safari Joe’s H2O waterpark in Oklahoma...they have animals in the waterpark. I’m sure others exist as well.

  • It seems like it's a 50/50 shot when a ISchatsr I like brings in a friend or fellow creator if I'll like them or not. I enjoy this guy

  • The illustrated negative National Park reviews on Instagram have always made me laugh.

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  • Thanks Bus Binson, this is a fun video!

  • North Korean reviews be lit

  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️[_][_] Orangutan in cage behind desk. Unfair have too much fun

  • I think that the chimpanzee one is blue bayou/Dixie landing in Baton Rouge LA, i used to go to that park all the time when I was younger and they just had a chimp, you would ride the train past it and they would just be like and the teenage workers would just be like “that’s our chip, it’s been there forever I guess >:)” as a child I was always so confused abt that

  • I love that cole has one review. A single review. He decides, for the first time in his life, he needs to go out of his way to inform people of the establishment in which he was pooped upon.

  • You should do a dispensary one next. In my town someone left a review saying "the parking lot has more potholes than the dispensary had potheads" lol

  • Your asian friend is NOT funny

  • Jack 1 star

  • “Y’know how Asians started trending, so we gotta get one of ‘em on here” ☠️ 🙈 How he said it off the wall like that, I think Ian killed it, Gus’s channel I mean 😭 🤣 lol

  • Hey, it’s Ian Kung, I think he said he’s Korean, right?

  • Probably half of those reviews are trolls, I see some famous social influencer or vlogger leave a bad review and then the owner disregards the complaints, so in retaliation a lot of the followers leave negative reviews of the place. This water park probably pissed off some local social influencer and now the google reviews is in review hell since it’s not hard making a fake review on google

  • 14 mins of them just going, yes we can't have good public swimming pools. Your fault for going.