when god invented jesus

Birt 7 des 2020
actual footage from when god invented jesus (colorized)
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in this video me and my brothers yell at each other on the roof
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Ummæli

  • follow me on twitch and i will tell my brother to let you into heaven: twitch.tv/gusjohnson

  • You should make a vid about how god was invented

  • repent

  • Matthew 87:4 The lord had some of his beard hair in this mouth.

  • "He looks just like you" "He is me" "How?" "That's really tricky to explain"

  • You’re the only reason I know anything about the Bible and Christianity

  • If some rando in old time walked on water: "WITCH!" If jesus walked on water: "So cool and iconic even though iconic isnt in the dictionary yet" If someone walked on water today: "What are you, fucking jesus? LMAAAAOOO"

  • I’m an alcoholic carpenter

  • i got a jesuscares.com ad on this

  • historical accuracy is sublime.

  • I can make a man unblind!

  • God wear glasses

  • This is acurate

  • Blasphemy alert lol

  • Did god play a part on my babysitters a vampire? 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

  • They don't have jobs I think

  • Did the neighbors just accept this? That this was just happening and happily watched you stand on the roof of smt?

  • Pretty sure Mary and some lover she didn't want to admit an affair with, made him. So humans just made him, alike they did this character of god.

  • This is the most offensive thing I have ever seen and it was still really funny

  • Jesus Christ is our lord and savior

  • Who's the mum If I knew I would tell you

  • When he comes back, we are all going to hell.

    • I lost my nail gun somewhere, guys? you know something about that?

    • Sounds about right. Such a nice gentleman, that Jesus fellow.

  • But can he do a backflip? (I can't do a backflip)

  • Im a catholic, this is literally exactly how it happened

  • when is "when god burned the city of sodom" coming out?

  • The next episode probably 3 days later and then Jesus is gonna return

  • 2020 and 2021 be like - 1:31

  • I love when GOD itself say thank god

  • I got a church ad

  • I’m showing this to my kids when they wait to learn about the bible

  • Is this preacher?

  • New Testament of the Bible in a nutshell

  • 'God look, we're Jesus right? I'm an alcoholic carpenter.' is a sentence I didn't know I needed in life.

  • The sad thing is that I'm a Christian and I enjoy this

    • Who cares as long as you're not that religious guy who writes a couple of pages in The Bible about a little video

  • I got a Christian add before this

  • No power tools means it'd be harder to master carpentry, not the other way around

  • How dare you mock the King of kings.

  • What am I whatching

  • Jesus is wearing a mask

  • Jesus was never maaaaaaaaaaaaade he was always Godddddddddddddddddd but he was born as a humaaaaaaan 100% God 100% human

  • Bro made Jesus into the neighbors kid

  • Why does Jesus look like vector from despicable me

  • Thor is super funny in these videos

  • Jesus is just God’s self insert

  • Imagine this getting on google maps

  • i dont think i got notified for that video

  • GUS this is hilarious.

  • I don’t feel bad for Jesus, I feel bad for that ladder that was thrown at him

  • but God is Jesus and Jesus is God tho...

  • if I become a christianity teacher ima show this to my students.

  • wtf i got an ad for jesuscares.com before this

  • I’m not religious but I think this is hilarious

  • love ya guys

  • You must do more of these

  • "Hey look I'm Jesose, I'm an alcoholic carpenter"

  • This is pretty accurate, except for the fact that Jesus willingly died knowing how painful it would be.

  • Thor got thunder noises

  • The 1k dislikes are religious people that don't take jokes

  • I don't know how I feel about this

  • is there a 4th Johnson bro

  • Pretty sure this is blasphemy

    • god been real quiet since this one came out

  • *BLASPHEMY!!! BLASPHEMY!!!!*

  • A carpenter with no tools?

  • Jesus was not invented.. he is the eternal son of the father. When Christ was born, the second person of the blessed trinity came into humanity. The word was made flesh, for our sake, so that we may have eternal life.

  • Humor can work when joking about religion, only if it’s in the right context.. I enjoy some of your work and find your videos funny but when it comes to Our Lord and Creator, this seems to cross the line into mockery. Repent my friend, god bless

  • You shouldn't joke like that, you ought to get to know who He really is. He died for your sins and there's no one else who can save you on judgement day. You are an eternal being, you choose while your here where you want to go. He slams the door on anyone He dosn't know. Matthew 7:21-23

  • Dad let me back up please

  • Forget water to wine NileRed turns plastic gloves into grape soda

  • PSA: 1. Jesus' biggest trick was not changing beverages or walking on water, but to fulfill Old Testament prophecy and to establish the New Covenant so gentiles aren't cockblocked from God and salvation. 2. Romans didn't even care about killing Jesus. The leaders of God's people at that time, the Pharisees and Sadducees, thought Jesus was a blasphemer, among other things, got rowdy and nagged the Romans so hard the Romans were forced to kill Jesus. Jesus got backstabbed by the very people he was sent out to save.

  • You guys lack OIS

  • I'm offensive and i find this video very Christian

  • You should kill santa

  • Can he make any other beverages? - some Roman, 0 AD

  • cool, bet you wont do a skit about muslims though

    • Yeah cuz he probably doesn’t have any knowledge or experience with the religion enough to make a funny skit abt it. Chill out bro.

  • I have a angle army task force would be funny They probably would use the sparrow

  • Sven is actually just a younger, taller Gus unit that hasn't aged enough yet

  • Someone needs to compile "The Bible According to Gus"

  • "The Bible 0 AD, Colorized"

  • This was a little offensive

    • Well a big offensive thing

  • Pp poopoo

  • Ah yes, the holy trinity: The Father, The Alcoholic Carpenter and The Holy Ghost

  • So thunder is god towel whipping. Huh.

    • Jesus: I can walk on water Me: that sound sus

  • wait. im an alcoholic carpenter, am i jesus?

  • I read the title as “when god invented jeans” and waited for the jeans the whole time. Dumbass

  • As an atheist who’s never read any of the Bible or gone to church, this is my only point of reference for whoʝɛʂųʂ is, so... hope it’s accurate

  • I'm surprised you were able to get Gus Johnson in this skit, such a highly paid actor. Bet he costed a lot.

  • This is like watching Monty Python Life of Brian in like 2 minutes and 30 seconds

    • Proud father and Father

  • 'I put a donkey in there' 'Well can i take it out?' 'Oh, nope that there's a load bearing donkey'

  • "i wanna kill em!"

  • I thought this said "When god invented jeans." So, I was surprised.

  • Gods a pretty cool guy, he lets people do magic and stuff

  • god i love the God videos

    • The Romans Catholics: what is that dude? he doesn't do anything... his mom is much better. And that's how Christian Catholics invented 👍

  • I sent this to my RE teacher

  • TIL jesus is basically Hot Rod

  • Why you look like mr beast??

  • I will now forever associate thunder with towel whips.

  • Jesus: I can walk on water Me: that sound sus

  • Is Gus' mom okay? We miss her :(

  • Please... PLEASE do a commentary on the new "I am Jesus Christ" game. It's like it was designed specifically for you to do a review on.

  • my zoom call has 69 people in it when it got to 70 someone left to keep it at 69