when god told noah to build an ark

Birt 14 júl 2020
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ok so in this video god is on the roof i mean he is in heaven and he is tryin to pretty much get noah and his wife naamah which is a real dumb name
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Ummæli

  • if you or a loved one has been sprayed by god with the hose please follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets so we can talk about it

  • "God's peein on my mom!" One of my new faves

  • as a christian, this is scarily accurate

  • and atheists deny it happend

  • True story by the way

  • “I’m God, what the hell”

  • I just realised that noah and his family were the only people that made it meaning were all related. .....

  • As a Christian can confirm

  • Modern day Balloonshop

  • Hahahah

  • bible stories from Gus!

  • I hate this and love it

  • This sucks and it doesn’t suck

  • When I mess up 1 historical thing in hoi4

  • he just said shut up mom id get bitched slapped if i did

  • I’m a devout Catholic but I think this is hilarious.

  • Do it or ima unsub!!!!!!!!

  • Gus I ask for ur favor to read the Bible

  • Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo Adam and Eve were sort of the first but technically Noah and his family are the start of humans? Bible is weird.

  • Are they all brothers?

  • The fact that God has a boss blew my mind.

  • I wholeheartedly thought that was Owen Wilson in the thumbnail

  • This isn't comedy, it's education.

  • If the story if Noah was real at all then this is definitely how it happened.

  • I love the Evan Almighty diss 😇😂

  • im christan myself so i can verify this is the way it happened

  • The title should really be "The Johnson kids berate their mom for views"

  • "Two pieces"

  • Was the thing with his mom scripted or...? 😂

  • Thor should make a youtube channel called "The Voice of God" then it has 17 videos 10 commandments and 7 sins but they're explained casually like how Thor speaks in these videos.

  • I don’t know which is funnier, the sketch itself, or the mom’s interjections

  • Gus bullying his mom is the best part of this video

  • As a Noah I too have strange voices in my head persuading me to build a massive boat

  • "Stay in the house MOM!" "YEAH SHUT UP"

  • ur moms low key annoying

  • I’m Noah, and I approve this message

  • Wait is the God guy Gus’ brother also?

  • This reminds me so much of the Adventures of god comics 😂😂😂 i love this so much

  • You kinda skimped on the beard but the rest is accurate.

  • This feels like a theology project done by 8th graders in a midwestern catholic middle school.

  • I didn't realize they released the rest of Supernaturals 15th season.

  • He be looking like Rivers Cuomo in the thumbnail

  • isnt god supposed to be infinite long boi

  • Gus is the best youtuber And that ends every conversation on the topic

  • "its going to be a 'little' buggy for about 40 days or so" was delivered so well. Love that line! Haha

  • The Netflix adaptation

  • Their poor mom

  • I love God

  • I always cry from laughter whenever I watch this. Especially the dog part.

  • this is serious genius comedy!

  • God told Noah: "Don't come to school tomorrow"

  • i love how everyone of these types of videos God acts like he’s not the top dude and he has a boss

  • Noah: "What are you doing God?" God: "I'm uh... Watering my humans..."

  • I could get in a lot of trouble with my boss about this one. *angry arguments*

  • God's holy water

  • Why are you suprised it is rainning at the start of clip, just to know that it's been rainning for few days

  • Damn, I guess all moms are really like that huh

  • If Gus was my Pas-ctor (Pastor/Actor) I would go to church every Sunday

  • “You should really read the book of Genesis before you make this video” I love mom

  • I love your mom!!!! She’s right!!! 🤣As a fellow mom of boys and a Christian, I absolutely love you guys and your sense of humor. (I’m praying that you some day believe God’s truth because I want to see you in heaven! The more you learn, the more it all makes sense 🥰)

  • She just wanted to be in the video

  • I love Gus's mom

  • Further proof that I’m still a child in my late 30’s who finds this content absolutely hilarious. 😂😂

  • “So I figured I’m god what the hell”

  • please don't imitate people you're not

  • You know, I'll bet the Titanic wouldn't have sunk if it was called the "Animal Sex Bug Boat". Just sayin'.

  • I can only hear them on the right side of my headphones and I hate it

  • I love looking through the comments to find a triggered Christian

  • "Wolves were so cool and you made them so lame!" God's really gonna shit Himself when he sees a handbag poodle.

  • Turned out it took god 1700 years to eventually flood the earth

  • the way you told your mom to shut up is me when my grandparents start talking abt god

  • that dog looks very cute

  • wtfbtho

  • What about the fishes

  • I loved it everytime yo' mom intervenes

  • Maahhh! The meatloaf!

  • When u make god just some bearded dude its easy to make fun of him. God does not look like a guy. Hes not human size even the angels are huge. Angel of death has the universe between his feet. God is bigger greater than anything.hes greater than the sun much less the angel of death. Hes not just some dude.

    • This is a skech. Its a joke. This is not supposed to be realistic

    • ... but him being a bearded guy is the whole joje

  • Cats are lame. Not dogs.

    • HoboGrifter No, but I’ve seen my dogs as well as others do that.

    • @Sir Pinkly have you seen a cat takedown a squirrel or rabbit?

    • @HoboGrifter Then why are Jack Russell's used for going down rabbit and fox holes? Lame-o cats!

    • Cats are the most efficient hunters, what u talking about?

  • If I was drinking something right now, I would've failed.

  • 🤣😂🤣😂 this video is a master piece lol!!!!

  • Very sacrilegious.

  • I feel like that was an actual reaction from your mum. She sounded genuinely upset by what you were doing. I subscribed plz keep pissing your mum off.

  • "I can see you up there god" I wish we could have conversations like this and not be looked upon like we were drug addicts. There were a lot of needles when I woke up though...

  • wait god has a boss? strange

  • When people don't know the difference between a god and God.

  • Gus’ mom is like comic book fans when the movie isn’t accurate to the comics

  • "THIS IS OFFENSIVE" well im sorry this is real footage from 0 B.C.

  • 2:28 "Yeah, this thing used to be a wolf, and then I gave it a piece of meat, and now it lets me touch it and it sleeps on the rug." 🤣

  • I can't tell if Mom is intentionally part of the video or not. I can totally see it being either

  • “They were too bitch so we had to make em dumb” yeah pretty much

  • It starts out making sense kind of and then just devolves into god peeing on his mom while she picks asparagus

  • This may seem like a small detail, but I love how the title is completely lower case.

  • I love that they left the mom parts in there lmao

  • We need more God collaborations

  • Well, at least God didn't also lob a few water balloons at Mrs. Johnson while she was out looking for asparagus, so he can't be that bad, if we look past all the "drowning everything that ain't sea birds, and various forms of sea mammals like whales, and dolphins, and sea otters, and manatees", because apparently, he didn't fuck up infallibly when he made those, so they were all cool in his book, and apparently he also really liked bull sharks, as they don't really give a shit about salinity which they can regulate themselves, but I'm having a bit of trouble understanding how the great whites could've pissed him off to the point where he'd simply dilute the water they live in, with fuckloads of freshwater...I mean, who the fuck would destroy entire ecosystems, just because he got a bit cross with a single species, he himself created? How fucking off your rocker would you have to be, to decide that EVERYTHING WILL HAVE TO PAY, just because a rather minute amount of the biomass, you yourself created, didn't do exactly as you had expected? It's like a scientist going completely banana-bonkers when the bacteria in one of his Petri dishes isn't reacting as assumed, and then just raging through the entire laboratory and smashing everything up with a mop he found in the broom cupboard, before setting off the fire suppression system in order to drown everything in water or asphyxiate it with halon. What a fucking complete and utter psycho, is that really someone you'd want to follow or support? Is that really setting forth a good example? No, that's the reaction you'd expect from an entitled child that has never learned the meaning of the concept "decency" and "accountability".

  • people who disliked dont have a sense of humor.

    • And there so many... why so many people are humorless or angry Christians

  • Lmao last thing I expected from this video was "Look he's peeing on my mom!!!"

  • “Yeah this thing used to be a wolf And then I gave it a piece of meat And now It lets me touch is and sleeps on the rug” Lmao! 😅

  • *Talking to oldish young Glasses God* Noah:Thats a low bar guy

  • As a Christian, I find these kind of videos halarious.