when god told noah to build an ark

Birt 14 júl 2020
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ok so in this video god is on the roof i mean he is in heaven and he is tryin to pretty much get noah and his wife naamah which is a real dumb name
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Ummæli

  • if you or a loved one has been sprayed by god with the hose please follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets so we can talk about it

  • noahs ark isnt in turkey it is lies the ark was used to build buildings after the flood

  • Fun thing is that when he's talking about the flood and the rain the sky is getting darker

  • This is almost as good as veggie tales

  • God is a paid actor.

  • This is fake. The car in the background is a paid actor.

  • Mom: The manga was better.

  • "they were too bitey so we made them bumb"

  • God is a lovely person, sometimes

  • This is not good at all because they are call me a human God

  • I never knew that god says wth 🤦‍♀️

  • He looks kinda like Zeke Yeager when he wears the beard

  • Its napoleon dynamite

  • I love the part where the dog is just sitting there like let me back in beeeeddaaaaa 😫

  • Yeah man why tf did they turn wolves so lame?

  • “they were too bitey, so we had to make them... dumb.”

  • Oh shut up mom -belt has entered the chat

  • that sprinkler looks like it feels so good

  • DOG not made by god its was a wolf man made because of a puece of meat its now sleeps with their makers

  • That dog looks so high and chill😂

  • You should of had the dude playing god spray you guys with the hose the entire time. That would of been hilarious

  • I hope he doesn't treat his mom like that all the time

  • they wete to bitey so we had to ... i made em dum

  • "God peed on my mom" -Gus Johnson July 14, 2020

  • Please make more videos with the dog. Please. It’s so adorable

  • water go PPPPSSSSSHHHHH

  • omg

  • 3:30

  • I found out God actually forgot about noah and as a result it was flooded for like... A year

  • It's part of the video

  • as someone who reads the bible, I can confirm that this is exactly how it happened.

  • “I figured, I’m God, what the hell?”

  • There's a theory that dogs came from wolves with Williams Syndrome. The ancestors of wolves that still exist today did not. Williams Syndrome is a genetic developmental disorder that causes intellectual disabilities, learning problems, distinctive facial features, and an overabundance of joy and friendliness. Idk if it's true, what the frequency of Williams Syndrome in wolf populations is, and all the details that would go into proving it. Though I do know that the dogs Native Americans had were nothing like the imported dogs of today, but they're fully wiped out, though a piece of one survives to this day in the form of a tumor that can grow in the imported dogs, interestingly enough (I encourage you to look it up). I just like the theory. "The wolves were too bitey so we made them stupid" line made me think of it. Maybe it was only the cognitively impaired and overly friendly wolves who wanted to be our friends lol.

  • god's boss is mega-god

  • That water bill 📈📈📈

  • Whoever shows this video to his christian grandma, he's dead😂😂

  • Just stumble on the channel and my atheist ex jew what the fuck is religion ass loves it

  • I think we need a johnson cover of the whole bible

  • This is what they show on fridays at catholic school

  • “I figured I’m god what the hell”😅

  • you made wolfs lame

  • Mom literally just broke the fourth wall

  • Drown her!!!!!!

  • gus's mum straight up wanting some clout too :)

  • Noah was based of off Evan almighty

  • god irl: "if i'm being quite frank with you...."

  • you will give account for this

  • at least hes not an atheist

  • Is this really how they talk to their mother?

  • Wolves: Too bitey

  • I like how according to God it's been raining for two weeks yet Noah is all surprised that he's feeling wet at the beginning.

  • y'all better be nice to your mama

  • God got pissed at everyone so he drowned them all

  • Can't believe he tried to drown me

  • Imagine if the mom thing was some kind of elaborate reference

  • I love that they snuck in a reference to man made evolution. God "I didn't make that..."

  • "I could get in a lot of trouble with my boss--" "YOU ARE THE BOSS"

  • Whoa. His Mom was in this one.

  • You can read the actual story of Prophet Nuh in the Quran quran.com/71

  • I’m a Christian and I love this😂

    • It's basically the same in Islam and I love this too

  • I know it's a joke and mom is in on the joke, but it bums me out when they yell at their mom. Parents are precious and not around forever, please go hug your mom and dad if you still got em (and you're on good terms obvs)

  • honestly mom is like the best part of this.

  • the way god's beard keeps flying in the air and exposing his bare chin is funny as hell

  • “It’s kinda like a lot of rain tho” 😂

  • Mom get out of here. God just drown her. 🤣😂

  • So, have you thought about where you're spending the rest of eternity? I'm sure you know heaven/hell are ideas, but what if I told you They're real? In fact they are. You see humans are like potted plants. Ever since the he fall we've becomes the ones that choose witch seeds get planted. We justify little sins, because we can rationalize them. But those sins seep in our souls like tea. It slowly taints our essence, until we're justifying worse and worse sins. Those sin seeds grow into weeds that blind us to the Truth. We see others doing worse, so we rationalize that we're still good people. But those seeds always bloom into evil we cannot control. Then we become monsters. Most people don't want to be evil, so we prune ourselves. However, once we die we continue to grow. This is why Hell exists. God cannot allow bad plants into Heaven, we'd destroy it. That's why he gives us this life on Earth, to better our relationship with him, so that he can kill those wicked weeds. This only happens with the blood of Jesus Christ, and can only be gotten though our own free will. You need to forgive your parents, we all have problems with them, don't lie. It's a representation of or problems with God. To be forgiven we must forgive. Everyone, but your parents especially. After that, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. God will enlighten you to so much after that. It will literally be like seeing for the first time. There's so much going on beneath the surface layer of reality, but you can't be taught, only learn. Reading the Bible will actually be fun at this stage, I know that sounds impossible, but it is true. God has given us so much truth, so many promises, you'll delight in learning them. Plus he'll shower you in great blessings. True joy, inner peace, love, fulfillment, etc. It all lies in service to the Lord. There truly is no greater happiness. I hope you get the message. Don't say I never tried. Bless you buddy

  • "god, pee on my mom" always gets me

  • *Pope Francis approves* @thevatican

  • still can't believe god didn't tweet about this before actually doing it. almost drowned man #godpartyover

  • The joy of realizing you missed a god video and getting to watch it for the first time

  • Y guys being an ass to his mom or he just messing around

    • They asked mom if she wanted to be in the video or not

  • yep that’s exactly how it went

  • I was today yeaes old when I found out the mom was just living her regular day, getting some veggies. Takin a short walk

  • Their mom is the best reoccurring character by far

  • oh wow, great stuff

  • Evan Almighty was actually pretty good

  • Fucking God isn't even being considerate about the consequences of flooding Mom's asparagus garden.

  • When I read the title I thought it said ak lol

  • "Who is your boss?! YOU'RE THE TOP GUY!" Apparently they haven't met Craig...

  • "They were too bitey we had to make em dumb"

  • Luv u

  • Whats even more funny is that this is pretty accurate and people think god is a good guy LOL

  • When this guy doesn’t capitalize the N, for Noah, in the title of his own video...

    • he doesn't capitalise anything

  • This was my first of the channel and I gotta admit, can’t tell if the mom thing is a bit and now I feel dumb

  • God really said "this run's dead" and restarted the whole game

  • Gus: Can we go to church? Mom: No, we got church at home. Gus:........................

  • I cant imagine what his neighbors think

  • very random but when my mom asks why my allergies are active ill be like it doesnt matter cause the bumps dont itch...as i itch

  • god:ummmm i have a boss

  • If church was like this then I’d go every Sunday

  • Hey stop spoiling the ending of 2020

  • I just want say my names Noah and i don't like Where this is going

    • All I have to say after watching that sighhhhhhhh

    • I said this before I watched it

  • “What! Wolves were so cool, you made em lame”. 😂

  • Noah is such an incel.

  • Not true because God dont make mistakes

  • Dislike for the peeing on mom scene 😕

    • LazoGT you don't know that she was, you're just assuming it 🤷‍♀️ The joke rubbed me the wrong way personally, you are 100% free to enjoy it though

    • she was in on the joke lol. most of us loved it

  • Are you smiting us God? God: Na

  • WE HAVE LIKE 7 VEGGIES IN THE FRIDGE WHY U GOTTA PICK ASPAGERUZ RIGHT NOW

  • Im watching this in class Is that a bad thing?

  • cant tell if mom was mad lol