Reading Awful Small Town Bar Reviews (ft. Charlie Berens)

Birt 30 jún 2020
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  • hello boys thank you for watching this video! hey i have a little bit of new merch if you would like: www.gusjohnson.co/store thank you!!!

    • You are aware us women watch too right?

    • What if I’m a girl 😔

    • How much for ur Vikings shirt ?

    • yo. schools. as someone who reviewed every school i attended multiple times, both seriously and not, i guarantee you'll find some choice comedy.

    • aaaah im goin to die

  • gus's smile is genuinely the brightest warmest smile I have ever seen. every time he smiles I feel like im being tackled by a bunch of golden retriever puppies in a field of daisies. im not exaggerating like omg he just looks so happy when he smiles it makes me happy too

  • I’m from the Midwest Iowa

  • 👁️-_-👁️

  • Clinton! Really???

  • WHAT!!.... What did you say about the packers!?

  • my covid facemask smells like pickles

  • I like how Charlie brings out Gus’s midwest accent just a little bit more lol

  • Earbuds

  • this is why no one reads reviews except on amazon

  • Glenda at the 4:00 min mark...at least she does her reviews right...right ..right after she's lit up....

  • Not even taping a microphone to things anymore. This fame and fortune has changed you for the worse Gus.

  • Aawwwwww poor Rick :'(

  • On the grandma bar thing, at lot of small towns only have a bar & maybe (if lucky) a Casey's as a food outlet.

  • I wonder where these guys are from.

  • I get alerts from Google to review places I just drive by. Im guessing a lot of these "I don't know I didn't go there" etc are just confused people responding to the prompt to review

  • is no one gonna acknowledge the fact he said ‘lines of weed’

  • sniffilis- is to sniff someone’s syphilis 3:15

  • Chuck besh

  • As far as I know, you don't actually have to visit a place to review it on Google?

  • My Mom is 87. I may take her to the bar at 11, but she always pays.

  • MORE

  • 10:29 the fault in our bars Wait that’s not a sop opera I give uo

  • If I go to a bar and don't get (over served) Jimmie crickets im mad

  • I live in Minnesota and Oh My Gosh Charlie sounds so northern! Haha

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  • I feel like we crossed streams

  • earbuds

  • I really listen to it probably five or six times and I still have no idea what is he said was on the guy's shirt

  • I was reading reviews for my towns bar and saw Kids drink free 5 stars

  • The best duo I never expected. This is awesome, yall should collaborate moreee

  • VeggieTales Pizza Angel is my SHIT!!!

  • Kerouac...no meth, just amphetamines.

  • 7:18 They should've highlighted that it was better when s/he was a minor.

  • Is it bad that I want to visit the bar mentioned at 10:55? I love watching belligerently drunk couples vomit in other peoples cars

  • This is great

  • Im a bartender i would have laughed at his shirt!!! "Menists"!!!

  • Love the fact you revealed him as Paul Simon and then bothered to try and just call Paul S after 😄

  • Is it just me or does Gus seem like his spirit animal is a chipmunk?? Lol

  • Ftp

  • Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that 'meninist' guy's story has more to it...

  • Clinton S: one star the response from the owner was: Clinton! really?!!!

  • hol’ up... People go to the bar for food?

  • That meninist shirt reminds me of this time when I was working at a strip club, this dude wore a shirt that said “End Women’s Suffrage”... Literally wore a shirt to a place **where your GOAL is to get the attention of women** broadcasting your obsession with having our basic human rights revoked. 🤯😕

  • listening to charlie talk brings me back to family gatherings in north wisconsin with my 60+ yooper relatives. very enjoyable

  • as someone whos been in milwaukee my whole life i know 40 or more people who look exactly like both of these dudes

  • You should try reading North Korean reviews, THAT is hilarious!

  • EARBUDS

  • he said WHAT about the Bears?!!

  • This Charlie guy isn’t funny

  • I sometimes feel like Gus is being held hostage but he's pretty chill about it.

  • The Wisconsin energy in this is so aggressive I love it

  • I want to go to these bars now.

  • Screwing a grilled cheese - carefully if it's hot.

  • too many drunks and war stories. god that feels familiar :D

  • Charlie He’s lit as hell on You Betcha bro

  • I luv your channel. Greenfield Wisconsin

  • So funny! Love your videos! Please do an Australian small town review, there are some crazy ones out there

  • Nothing wrong with a meninist shirt. Makes me kind of embarrassed that the bartender would get so butthurt. Maybe he was also acting like a tool? Or I can just be embarrassed on behalf of my fellow ladies that make a bad name for feminism.

  • The chuck d reference was next level

  • Meninists were the original simps, they were dudes who supported feminism, so the bartender must hate feminism and equality... no cap tho look it up

  • if you have an ear they fit into ... bluetooth head phones are a god send. I just use those bone conducting ones because mah ears are irregular from the norm and my fat face is not too thick to block the sound :) Love to see more reviews. This Charlie fella is funny :)

  • Y’all are best friends

  • watching while stoned anyone else ay

  • so many hats

  • Pls review small town funeral homes / morgues

  • This is some wholesome, vastly Wisconsin content.

  • Until now I thought Charlie was using a fake voice 😐

  • whats going on with that guys dartboard

  • I saw a review for a bar that said “a cat threw up in my food”. I’m not even joking...

  • LMAO, PIZZA ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think Glenda was drunk while making her review

  • Rhianna described a local bar exactly like this bar I live near called "The pickle". Nasty...

  • That poem sounds like it was written by Joe Biden

  • As someone also from the midwest I appreciate this video, they both sound Exactly like my relatives😂

  • Pls bring back Sven for the next one

  • God this is some of the stuff you’d hear in parks and rec by the towns people

  • I watch him he’s awesome

  • I want to hear Simon and Garfunkel harmonize the reviews

  • 2:21 uuuhhh, that is NOT me.

  • I’m in the Midwest and I feel like I’ve been to all of these bars LOL. Lake Station,Portage,Hobart,Valparaiso Indiana. I didn’t this was abnormal LOL.

  • If he missed that chuck d reference I would unsubscribe

  • These reviews are like haikus.

  • “Meninist” doesn’t even make sense grammatically, it should be “masculist” because it’s the opposite of feminist. No wonder the woman was extra disgusted LOL

  • * When I went to this bar there was only two people there that were talking to a camera and they were ready nvm bar reviews!

  • Holy shit we definitely need more Berens/Johnson collabs

  • I’m gonna get those Raycons and listen to some Veggie Tales Pizza Angel and some Conway Twitty. And the bouncer better let me dance and those earbuds better perform - not gonna wanna be eatin slime off a dime or been done bad by a crime. Ya dig?

  • Woohoo Seattle hat 🤘🏼

  • these are the dayz of our bar... lol

  • Dive bars.... You should come to the poop deck and let me know if you do😂😂😂💖💖💖💖

  • Big chuck more like lil’ Chuck

  • my small town wisconsin bar is the home of people shooting eachother

  • 3:15 “Sniffylus”

  • *drunk bartender screws a grilled cheese.... i have to admit i did get drunk once and bake cookies for 12 hours.... i smelled a nasty burnt smell when i woke up.... they were so black they had a blue tint in the light.

  • Pizza Angel 👼 please come to meee! Tomatoe sauce and cheese so gooooeeeey Pizza Angel I'm on my Kneeees 🙏🙏

  • Ahhhhhhhh it's Charlie!!! 🤩🤩🤩

  • Not to be that person, but.......I'm legit wearing my raycons rn while laying on my pillow and I can't even feel them. I love these things.

  • 10:28 Hahahah

  • Don t dislike the vid, it s already 420

  • Midwest accent? I'm from the Midwest and always felt like I don't have one, but then I leave and realize I do.