Reading Awful Small Town Bar Reviews (ft. Charlie Berens)

Birt 30 jún 2020
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  • hello boys thank you for watching this video! hey i have a little bit of new merch if you would like: www.gusjohnson.co/store thank you!!!

    • What if I’m a girl 😔

    • How much for ur Vikings shirt ?

    • yo. schools. as someone who reviewed every school i attended multiple times, both seriously and not, i guarantee you'll find some choice comedy.

    • aaaah im goin to die

    • Charlie’s beatnik take on a review may have killed me.

  • That meninist shirt reminds me of this time when I was working at a strip club, this dude wore a shirt that said “End Women’s Suffrage”... Literally wore a shirt to a place **where your GOAL is to get the attention of women** broadcasting your obsession with having our basic human rights revoked. 🤯😕

  • listening to charlie talk brings me back to family gatherings in north wisconsin with my 60+ yooper relatives. very enjoyable

  • as someone whos been in milwaukee my whole life i know 40 or more people who look exactly like both of these dudes

  • You should try reading North Korean reviews, THAT is hilarious!

  • EARBUDS

  • he said WHAT about the Bears?!!

  • This Charlie guy isn’t funny

  • I sometimes feel like Gus is being held hostage but he's pretty chill about it.

  • The Wisconsin energy in this is so aggressive I love it

  • I want to go to these bars now.

  • 2:20 my brain actually skipped that when first sentence and just zeroed in in the second one and I said EW who eats bar food Seriously if you eat bar food....well buy the ticket take the ride you know

  • Screwing a grilled cheese - carefully if it's hot.

  • too many drunks and war stories. god that feels familiar :D

  • Charlie He’s lit as hell on You Betcha bro

  • I luv your channel. Greenfield Wisconsin

  • So funny! Love your videos! Please do an Australian small town review, there are some crazy ones out there

  • Nothing wrong with a meninist shirt. Makes me kind of embarrassed that the bartender would get so butthurt. Maybe he was also acting like a tool? Or I can just be embarrassed on behalf of my fellow ladies that make a bad name for feminism.

  • The chuck d reference was next level

  • Meninists were the original simps, they were dudes who supported feminism, so the bartender must hate feminism and equality... no cap tho look it up

  • if you have an ear they fit into ... bluetooth head phones are a god send. I just use those bone conducting ones because mah ears are irregular from the norm and my fat face is not too thick to block the sound :) Love to see more reviews. This Charlie fella is funny :)

  • Y’all are best friends

  • watching while stoned anyone else ay

  • so many hats

  • Pls review small town funeral homes / morgues

  • This is some wholesome, vastly Wisconsin content.

  • Until now I thought Charlie was using a fake voice 😐

  • whats going on with that guys dartboard

  • I saw a review for a bar that said “a cat threw up in my food”. I’m not even joking...

  • LMAO, PIZZA ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think Glenda was drunk while making her review

  • Rhianna described a local bar exactly like this bar I live near called "The pickle". Nasty...

  • That poem sounds like it was written by Joe Biden

  • As someone also from the midwest I appreciate this video, they both sound Exactly like my relatives😂

  • I live above one of these places. It's amazing.

  • Pls bring back Sven for the next one

  • God this is some of the stuff you’d hear in parks and rec by the towns people

  • I watch him he’s awesome

  • I want to hear Simon and Garfunkel harmonize the reviews

  • 2:21 uuuhhh, that is NOT me.

  • I’m in the Midwest and I feel like I’ve been to all of these bars LOL. Lake Station,Portage,Hobart,Valparaiso Indiana. I didn’t this was abnormal LOL.

  • If he missed that chuck d reference I would unsubscribe

  • These reviews are like haikus.

  • “Meninist” doesn’t even make sense grammatically, it should be “masculist” because it’s the opposite of feminist. No wonder the woman was extra disgusted LOL

  • * When I went to this bar there was only two people there that were talking to a camera and they were ready nvm bar reviews!

  • Holy shit we definitely need more Berens/Johnson collabs

  • I’m gonna get those Raycons and listen to some Veggie Tales Pizza Angel and some Conway Twitty. And the bouncer better let me dance and those earbuds better perform - not gonna wanna be eatin slime off a dime or been done bad by a crime. Ya dig?

  • Woohoo Seattle hat 🤘🏼

  • these are the dayz of our bar... lol

  • Dive bars.... You should come to the poop deck and let me know if you do😂😂😂💖💖💖💖

  • Big chuck more like lil’ Chuck

  • my small town wisconsin bar is the home of people shooting eachother

  • 3:15 “Sniffylus”

  • *drunk bartender screws a grilled cheese.... i have to admit i did get drunk once and bake cookies for 12 hours.... i smelled a nasty burnt smell when i woke up.... they were so black they had a blue tint in the light.

  • Pizza Angel 👼 please come to meee! Tomatoe sauce and cheese so gooooeeeey Pizza Angel I'm on my Kneeees 🙏🙏

  • Ahhhhhhhh it's Charlie!!! 🤩🤩🤩

  • Not to be that person, but.......I'm legit wearing my raycons rn while laying on my pillow and I can't even feel them. I love these things.

  • 10:28 Hahahah

  • Don t dislike the vid, it s already 420

  • Midwest accent? I'm from the Midwest and always felt like I don't have one, but then I leave and realize I do.

  • I am a Cody W %%%%% lol I dont remember leaving that review, but maybe I was drunk?!

  • e a r b u d s

  • Holbrook Az. When I grew up it was 1200 people, 2 stoplights, and the most popular bars were; The winner circle and the Mesa

  • I'm from NY so I only understand half of what they're saying with those accents

  • Is that guy the dude who played Rita’s abusive ex in dexter?

  • Is that guy the dude who played Rita’s abusive ex in dexter?

  • The one that was like a poem was definitely written by a drunk person

  • How to screw a grilled cheese... ischats.info/fun/aKhtlIJ5lpp8omc/v-deo

  • Love these videos. If you want to do more like these, their are some gem reviews of the app stores for different apps.

  • Literally all of these I was like “is that a review of the place I work?”

  • How could they dare talk to my brother, Brady like that?

  • I feel like all these reviews are from the bars around UW-Stout.

  • The god damn headphones sensored to earbuds was actually fucking hilarious

  • And people wondering why we don't close our bars during Covid. We have TOO MUCH TO LOSE. Stab, stab.

  • Gus Johnson and Benson review shitty bars

  • I feel at home when I hear thick midwest accents. I could be in Tokyo and recognize an Illinois or Wisconsin accent from 20m away in a crowded market.

  • as a wisconsinite i am very comfortable with the energy in the studio today

  • If Cody was at chuggers in cannon falls MN getting punched in the face is a guaranteed thing to happen

  • I Taught it was going to be a bears shirt.

  • One of my favorite bars made koozies printed with their favorite two reviews, one five-star, the other a one-star.

  • Charlie berens and gus. YES

  • Love this collab - gotta loop in the You Betcha guy someday another Wisconsin gem

  • "I was the only one there" literally rated himself one star

  • Getting refused service because you believe that men are equal to women #2020

  • Big Chuck out here tryna be Lil Chuck

  • "HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THESE RAYCON earbuds."

  • 666k views🤘🏻😎🤘🏻

  • Nice call out to PIzza Angel. Not Larry's best work, but a catchy tune.

  • I was researching a school for a school project and all the reviews were “the school smells like piss because you can’t go to the bathroom during class”

  • Gus looks like he could be related to dr. Phil

  • Where can i rate this video? 2 freakin stars over here! It's not even football season & this guy's fudging the Bears! P.s. Im kidding... I dont give a shitzky about the bears & i live where they train..

  • *sniffelis*

  • Lol Gus's accent is way heavier in this video.

  • My names brady too

  • You should do tow company reviews

  • Some of these people were probably reviewing Paddy's Pub

  • _"How do you screw a grilled cheese?"_ Definatly added to the "Do NOT Google" list.

  • Why are bars called bars?

  • 1 star ⭐️. Was planning on going to bed around midnight, at 11 I watched one of these small town review videos. It is now almost 2:00 AM, and I am still watching these videos. Very funny, too addicting.

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