if god talked how people on facebook said he did

Birt 12 jan 2021
"I talked to god last night and he said subscribe or else???"
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in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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  • Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

    • Or els he will show your incognito deleted history to your parents

    • pog

    • John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST FOR OUR SINS so whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have eternal life Amen Amen Amen

    • This is true.

    • no

  • That moment when your mother's name is Paula. There's a much darker sentiment to this, bonus points if you guess it.

  • So does he realize he contradicted himself?

  • You did a sin I’ll never talk to you ever

  • its not like god needs more children angels with all the abortions happening. 😬

  • So...is Jesus god? I thought he was god's son

  • holy shit the end

  • Rasputin

  • This is sinful

  • The brick is a nice touch!

  • That phone tho

  • The last one had me

  • Omg, that angel line got me.

  • O my lord Haha

  • Wait, why is he running low on angels

  • "yo you guys should name your kid obadiah or ezekial or something" lmfao

  • that last part threw me off 😂

  • 0:08 I have a cousin who literally just got married at the age of 19 (he proposed a few months prior when he was still 18 though) and is having a kid. This is too real

  • Ah yes, the new Marvel spin-off: Gustav.

  • More like santa Claus that jesus

  • I hate how people use Christianity as a means to get attention.

  • that should get ya off the hook🤣

    • I thought the tick in your name was fake

  • I hope those that disliked this, fall from very tall places

  • "Hey Paula! Jesus here" "......yeah. Christ"

  • Boy do i love jus gonson

  • The name Laurence is a girl name. She cheated on her wife. She is lesbian

  • John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST FOR OUR SINS so whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have eternal life Amen Amen Amen

  • Love how he's got a brick phone

  • t

  • “...ya Christ” lmfao!!!!

  • was that a binding of isaac joke?

  • D A M N I T L A W R E N C E

  • Needed 1 min to carefully read the caption

  • That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

  • NOT FUNNY PEOPLE GO AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU

  • Oh my god the ending 😐

  • As a Christian who has a baby that means the world to me. That’s last joke was dope af!!!

  • Damn! That last one tho

  • Depends on who or what is tampering with the subliminal mind fkg

  • Suddenly, I feel very threatened. - a person whose mom's name is Paula

  • Wig+Santa-beard=win! (The old Dumbphone also adds funny)

  • hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  • hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  • That last line is based.

  • I was not expecting that ending.

  • Not my god, the only god I know has blonde hair and stands on the roof with a hose

  • The last one got me

  • That's definitely not How Jesus talks

  • Great job!

    • OMG GOD, CAN YOU GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH!!!! IM BIGGEST FAN IN LIVE

    • The man himself

  • Hey, this is the resident heretic here and I can confirm this is how the christian god talks

  • Ohhh, you cheeky bastard, Gus ! That Jesus....Christ joke was Louie CK's and plus you're god not Jesus.

  • Any one else watching all of Gus’s videos just to hear the outro over and over?

  • Dont blaspheme

  • God can’t afford an IPhone?

  • the last line cracked me xD

  • God*

  • Fr my dad almost named be obadiah he said my nick name would have been obi. I'm so glad he named me james Lee bogart IV, that's way better.

  • "figured I'd kill your child" OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • nice phone gud

  • But where does his angels go off to?

  • We looking for a full back tat buddy?

  • Obadiah will never not be funny

  • damn, that last one got me lmao

  • I like how the title says god, but then he called himself Jesus

  • How did god how talk to Facebook how did he and hoW it do?

  • I don't have Facebook so this is all very obscure

  • OH! OH SHI..... "figured I'd kill your child".... HOLY FUCK DUDE

  • The “Yeah Jesus here, Yeah Christ” was just- I became a tea kettle with Dream.

    • @M Green I-

    • Cringe

  • Ikr! Crazy!

  • "Jesus here...yeah Christ" such an underrated line

  • Ah that last joke... so good.

  • Name them Ezekiel or some shit lmao

  • "Ohbadia"

  • funni

  • Love God's cordless telephone!

  • “If you like Paul’s new post, I’ll make your mum live forever”

  • I had a stroke reading the title

  • The *truth* in this is what makes it sad and hilarious

  • Dang right jesus

  • Oohhhh that last one 👌👌👌

  • "hey bro them doctors who went to school ain't do nothing to heal that cancer, that was all me baby" -Facebook God

  • Has anyone noticed how if a comment even mentions God and it all goes to shat

  • This is so right lol

  • Hey Jesus here Ya Christ Just kills me😂😂

  • Your so close to 3M

    • Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  • 0:37 was incredibly funny hahaha ye aha christ yes

  • The title: God speaks like people on Facebook says God on video: hey, Susan, Jesus here Me: wait a minute

  • I'm offended

  • Was not expecting that ending... 😂🤣

  • 👁️--_--👁️

  • When he looked left and right at the end I got flashbacks to ‘there’s an endangered species right there’.

  • Alt title god messing with people on Facebook

    • ?? But enjoying the video. ????

  • Actually, according to scripture, and common Christian cannon, people, and children don't turn into angels when they die. It is a common mistake, and every time someone comments on their grandmother's facebook obituary that heaven just got a new angel I always make sure to correct them. I wonder why people don't want to be my friend.

  • Sacrifice* for more garbage

  • As a Christian myself I'm not even mad that is oddly accurate

  • tjmhjökgyu

  • Americanization of Christianity KJV really kinda sus

  • That angel one made me laugh so suddenly that I had a 5min long coughing fit

  • You forgot that he’ll spare someone’s dog if they get one million page likes.

  • Ok that last ones a bit harsh