watching movies with your mom

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  • if you or a loved one has been affected by your mom follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets

    • “ Your an angry gay “ - M O M

    • @talkback doe no one likws first pwople

    • That's creative LoL

    • gus whenever you dress up as this Mom you really look like a girl and I forget you're actually a guy in a costume

    • My mom does this all the time

  • i absolutely love how he said there outside 😂

  • this is how dad left

  • The part where the mom asks if he was gay is just hilarious and too relatable. I'm not gay but my mom is convinced I am. She even said the excact words he said in the vid "Are you gay? You know we'd love and accept you."

  • My mum just gets up and starts washing up in the middle of a film

  • Not particularly my mom, but damn reminds me a lot of my aunt 😳

  • This was my ex girlfriends mother 100% and I hate it

  • More like the asshole uncle greg

  • 0:16 thats how my family treats me all the time and it doesnt help that i sound gay its almost imposible to convince people im strait without showing them my search history

  • "angry gay" I felt that deeply... and I agree

  • I wish this was my mom

  • What baby photos?

  • This is so accurate

  • This is sooo my mom, it's not even a joke.

  • The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

  • Mom: Are you gay Me: I’m not Mom: you know I’ll still love you

  • This is very fucking accurate

  • LOL my mom is never paying attention and yeah that’s exactly right she will always trying to explain to you what’s happening like to remind you that she knows. When she doesn’t.

  • LOL my mom is always hinting that she thinks I’m gay

  • This is TTOOOOO day true. (Mom if your reading this I still love you a lot)

  • “Well F B I DONT CARE” 😂

  • Sweet!😂😂😂

  • my dad fell asleep at the cinema while watching avengers infinity war... that was sad

  • fake. the mom did not once cover your eyes during a sex scene

  • This is so true it hurts😭

  • Is no one gonna talk about how accurate he was with that can

  • this is so fake the controller was not even on

    • How tf can you tell?

  • I was just watching scary stories to tell in the dark and this is so accurate, she talked during bits and kept being on her phone.

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  • It's so true

  • It's so true

  • ‘You’re my mom I don’t want to see your butt!’ ‘Well you came out my butt soo...’

  • You’re an angry gay that’s what you say

  • “F. B. I don’t care”

  • This makes me SO aggressive!

  • This is relatable because I also watch Legally Blonde Two, never knowing there was a far superior first movie

  • My mom doesn’t have a mushtash

  • Me watching expecting for like the avarge type stuff then ARE YOU GAY?!

  • this is the most accurate thing I’ve seen in my life. My mom begs me to watch a movie, pesters me about being gay, does house stuff in the middle of it, falls asleep halfway through, and sits in her phone the entire tiem

  • This is so accurate that I was both laughing my ass off and annoyed at the same time

  • The “if your gay you can tell me” Why is it EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH PARENTS

  • the dualshock is turned off

  • This depicts my grandma perfectly

  • she's gotta say "just start it up" while she's doing the dishes and she's doing it for the first twenty minutes and then complain that she doesn't know what's going on

  • I just noticed they have the same eyes 😳

  • my mom is oppiste this my grandma

  • You missed the “oh she needs to be wearing more clothing! Just look at those shorts!”

  • nice wholesome video i loved it:)

  • At least she didn’t pick Fifty shades of grey

  • My mom says family movie night then just forces me and my brother to watch a movie while she just goes somewhere else

  • “I’m not gay!” “Y o u ‘ r e s o g a y”

  • the "shhh" sounded like a boiling tea pot

  • Sub for mora gaybage

  • This is 100% accurate

  • This is literally what my mom does during movies😂.

  • I loved when they broke character and started laughing

  • 2:16 the day I died from a heart attack from laughter

  • I instantly started dying when he threw the can

  • how accurate do you want this to be? gus: *yes*

  • You forgot the part where they switch the channel or make you cover your eyes if there is a kiss scene.

  • Nice vid 👁👁💦👌

  • The entire video is perfect. So accurate

  • you're an angry gay is my favorite hahahaha

  • The part where she claimed he is gay is what my parents did for 2 years.

  • The controller was off

  • I relate to that: Mom: “Oh!, ... ... 2!, let’s watch it! Me: “but we haven’t seen the first movie” Mom: “Idc, let’s watch it”

  • 2:37 Yes, the classic line

  • "I'm playing video games" ps4 isn't even on

  • I struggle seeing when im trying to hear also.

  • Ya know that gameboy joke is something I hear Alot but not as a joke

  • "I thought you were supposed to be gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • LMAO

  • FBI don’t care

  • How does he look like a mom and still has a mustache?

  • The bark at 0:54 haha

  • This is so true it’s my mom

  • Every gay joke in this video was hilarious XD

  • #relatable

  • ”FB-I don’t care”💀💀

  • #relatable

  • The whole “I’m not gay though” part was literally the most personal and relatable thing to me EVER

    • @Singularity idk

    • @Lucas Martin you doin ok my guy?

    • Same here I get bullied pretty much every day being called gay when I'm not tho

  • Ps4 controller is not even on

  • its true my moms like that too

  • My favorite part is this 1:44

  • this was so accurate it was scary

  • This is literally my mom

  • FBI don’t care

  • So true

  • We all have the same mothers

  • All of this is true

  • His mom: *Assumes he's gay after showing no signs of being gay* My mom: *Still thinks I'm straight even after I came out to her*

    • @FEM, Not sure that's true, but okay

    • @FEM not me

    • @* RubyGem29 * lol (Ik its a Joke haha)

    • @* RubyGem29 * all straight men can be made gay using femboys

    • @TeoSkrn, *sweats in secret agent*

  • He's missing that award sex scene

  • I’m not gay!

  • Holy crap, this is my mom

  • I can confirm black parents dont do this. Before all the keyboard warriors get mad I am actually black

  • This is so relatable the dads just fall asleep a quarter of the movie moms always on facebook during a movie

  • Ay what are you doing with my mom

  • This happens to me all the time

  • Your an angry gay 🤣🤣🤣

  • I like how he kept the blooper in