when companies say they are launching an investigation

Birt 14 jún 2020
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  • if you don't check out my new merch i will launch an investigation into you hurting my feelings: www.gusjohnson.co/store

    • lol, i like the mug in your merchandise xD but you should have done also one t-shirt of Kevin giving you chopsticks xD

    • According to this video that means nothing

    • I won't buy your merch, you'll probably forget about it in 3 days.

    • What are these feelings you speak of

    • @Stuhnn 2019 called, it wants its played-out meme back.

  • Cyberpunk 2077

  • Who the other guy???

  • Literally the CEO of CD Projekt

  • This is ridiculous! I demand an investigation!

  • I just got an add related to this before it began

  • If companies were honest when confronted with an oopsie they made: "We thought we might have gotten away with this criminal behavior. We just wanted to make more money."

  • Just replace company with U.S government and this is how the democrats be acting

  • ischats.info/fun/m5iRmZJ4c4ZmgYw/v-deo

  • The office be like

  • This is against capitalism! I love that though comrad❤

  • Gus’s use of “pretty much” I’d always spectacular

  • Dad: Look into my eyes if you laugh you're lying. Me trying to tell the truth: 0:35

  • Cyber punk CEOs be like-

  • This is accurate

  • Haas f1 team

  • Why are there two Svens

  • We’re sorry

  • Cuomo did this exact same thing. Couple months ago Cuomo announced he was launching an investigation into how Covid patients ended up in nursing homes Still waiting for the results of that investigation

  • Haas with Mazepin rn

  • Jus gohnson

  • *cough* comEd and illinois speaker of the house....

  • At least they do this much. The cops don't even pretend to investigate when they screw up

  • That's my teacher when someone dose something and he won't own up

  • Companies never say sorry, that assumes guilt.

  • Wait gus is 45

  • when you have windows: amazon google microsoft Teredo Facebook Have acces to all your files. Its in their terms and conditions. And since facebook assumes everyone has an account they feel they can take your data even when you did not ever make an account to agree with their terms. When you have apple: You are fucked beyond fubar. Privacy is not in your dictionary. Neither is fair price or service. When you have Linux: - red flagged for no reason. you are being watched but at least not by programs but external sources.

  • who is the guy in the video that isnt Gus or Sven?

  • This incident has encouraged us as a company to address other things about our policies. We know that there are stories out there about us and that some have been fueled by the fact that we have been so protective of our privacy. As our shareholders know, in our history we have had relationships with both men and women. We have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man.

  • This is Cuomo announcing he was launching an investigation into how Covid patients were sent to New York nursing homes Here we are months later and still no answers!

  • Seriously, Epstein though

  • en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Almighty_Johnsons - Gus and his brothers must be their American cousins.

  • I'm here after Vatican City launched an investigation for the Like the Pope gave on that model ass.

  • When Democrats investigate allegations of voter fraud.

  • Literally accurate 🤣😂

  • Thor has some nice hair ngl

  • You forgot about "We absolutely do not support those actions, and they don’t reflect our company’s policies"

  • Activision blizzard be like

  • This hits harder right now

  • Kk

  • Reminder that #BlackLivesSplatter.

  • "unprecedented times"

  • *cops when they shoot someone*

  • Big arsholes only do that

  • There's Gus, there's Sven, but who's the other guy?

  • Day -345 of asking him if the field of view in his videos is not a big

  • it would be even funnier if it wasn't so true

  • Hewwo wheres da wong doinggg

  • American politicians be like: 1:11

  • Good old times, when forgetting major events took several days.

  • Wow Gus, can't believe you got Yves Guillemot from Ubisoft to star in your little sketch, good job!

  • Wait blonde dude WASN’T Sven in a wig?!

  • Basically ubisoft

  • Especially the FBI

  • Is are 533

  • Welcome back to the Ellen show...

  • The ad for this is eat and run..

  • “What do we have to do now”

  • It was nice of those people to not try to get physically violent with Gus.

  • 0:26 This is Gov. Cuomo launching his investigation into how Covid patients were sent to nursing homes

  • lol

  • #answeruspedotube

  • #HoustonAstros #MLB @RobManfred

  • “We’ve investigated ourselves and have determined that we have done nothing wrong”

  • Netflix

  • 630 haters it seems judging from the dislikes

  • Netflix:

  • gottem

  • One day Gus will become the CEO of a corrupted multinational and this is gonna come back in his recommended to haunt him;he´ll be at 3 A.M on his boxers watching these videos while he drinks his pain away with some expensive whiskey,suffering from a truly severe alcohol addiction.

  • Netflix after cuties

  • this is how my country handles political bs. "we are setting up a task team to find out what went wrong" a year later, still nothing done but at least there was a task team 🤣🤣

  • This is so fucking funny!

  • enojado con el sistema buen vídeo.

  • *Wayfair* has entered the chat

  • Everytime BP has a oil leak

  • That ending lmao, the police is investigating them ahaha

  • Ellen show

  • Every kiss begins with Kay

  • So basically ISchats?

  • Wow the blonde dude's wig is really good,it's like it's his actual hair

  • *illuminaughtii has entered the chat*

  • What I took from this: Wongdoing Hysterical laughing Apple doesn’t give a shit about what it’s customers think

  • I love the ending out of nowhere

  • this is final fantasy brave exvius but they actually do their job

  • Riot Games

  • that's kind of accurate and its sad XD

  • "In these uncertain times, times can be a little uncertain... and when times are uncertain, it's not always certain what time it is."

  • I really love that you still put out small little skits like this rather than trying to extent every video to 10 minutes for the ad revenue like pretty much every other youtuber does these days. Also, I nearly peed myself watching the 'Shotguns in Movies' video. Big thumbs up.

  • We've investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.

  • S-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-shots fired! :)

  • I wonder if they’re gonna launch the investigation soon?

  • I just want to know what happened

  • Funny and sad and true :D

  • Netflix right now?

  • ISchats doesn’t have enough videos on trending that are shorter than 10 mins. Thank you Gus you’re my savior.

  • Hero vindicators reboot ischats.info/fun/gbqmoWiYqH6Fl6o/v-deo

  • Oh shit! That bit at the end! Classic

  • Corporate bullshit translation: "Times are tough, keep buying our stuff!"

  • The best part of this is that hearing the crowd cheer while you see the empty reflection on the window

  • This is just Succesion Season 3 in 90 seconds