when companies say they are launching an investigation

Birt 14 jún 2020
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  • if you don't check out my new merch i will launch an investigation into you hurting my feelings: www.gusjohnson.co/store

    • I won't buy your merch, you'll probably forget about it in 3 days.

    • What are these feelings you speak of

    • @Stuhnn 2019 called, it wants its played-out meme back.

    • DO IT!

    • lol most companies now have PR fronts implemented which are launched before or as they initiate their wrongdoing. for example they will launch "green friendly" or "sustainable" measures to make it look like they care about anything other than profits. it's all just a facade to keep the operation running. they do the bare minimum to keep the operation running and money flowing in their own pockets. of course it only works some of the time and if someone doesn't like them they get exposed by mainstream media.

  • Big arsholes only do that

  • There's Gus, there's Sven, but who's the other guy?

  • Day -345 of asking him if the field of view in his videos is not a big

  • it would be even funnier if it wasn't so true

  • We care VERY deeply about your privacy and safety when using our products, we totally don’t sell your data

    • @Hollow Cup well, some companies do sell your info but most share it for a cut of the profits that they will get if you buy products from the advertiser.

    • It is not selling your data, it is sharing your information for profit...

  • Hewwo wheres da wong doinggg

  • American politicians be like: 1:11

  • Good old times, when forgetting major events took several days.

  • Wow Gus, can't believe you got Yves Guillemot from Ubisoft to star in your little sketch, good job!

  • Wait blonde dude WASN’T Sven in a wig?!

  • Basically ubisoft

  • Especially the FBI

  • Is are 533

  • Welcome back to the Ellen show...

  • The ad for this is eat and run..

  • “What do we have to do now”

  • It was nice of those people to not try to get physically violent with Gus.

  • 0:26 This is Gov. Cuomo launching his investigation into how Covid patients were sent to nursing homes

  • lol

  • #answeruspedotube

  • #HoustonAstros #MLB @RobManfred

  • “We’ve investigated ourselves and have determined that we have done nothing wrong”

  • Netflix

  • 630 haters it seems judging from the dislikes

  • bro why does sven start doing that accent where he doesn't say the 'r's whenever he's trying to be funny. its weird.

  • Yall plz pause at 1:03.5 for a lovely new wallpaper.

  • Netflix:

  • gottem

  • One day Gus will become the CEO of a corrupted multinational and this is gonna come back in his recommended to haunt him;he´ll be at 3 A.M on his boxers watching these videos while he drinks his pain away with some expensive whiskey,suffering from a truly severe alcohol addiction.

  • Netflix after cuties

  • this is how my country handles political bs. "we are setting up a task team to find out what went wrong" a year later, still nothing done but at least there was a task team 🤣🤣

  • This is so fucking funny!

  • enojado con el sistema buen vídeo.

  • *Wayfair* has entered the chat

  • *dangerously based*

  • Everytime BP has a oil leak

  • That ending lmao, the police is investigating them ahaha

  • Ellen show

  • Every kiss begins with Kay

  • So basically ISchats?

  • Wow the blonde dude's wig is really good,it's like it's his actual hair

  • *illuminaughtii has entered the chat*

  • What I took from this: Wongdoing Hysterical laughing Apple doesn’t give a shit about what it’s customers think

  • I love the ending out of nowhere

  • this is final fantasy brave exvius but they actually do their job

  • Riot Games

  • that's kind of accurate and its sad XD

  • "In these uncertain times, times can be a little uncertain... and when times are uncertain, it's not always certain what time it is."

  • I really love that you still put out small little skits like this rather than trying to extent every video to 10 minutes for the ad revenue like pretty much every other youtuber does these days. Also, I nearly peed myself watching the 'Shotguns in Movies' video. Big thumbs up.

  • We've investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.

  • S-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-shots fired! :)

  • I wonder if they’re gonna launch the investigation soon?

  • I just want to know what happened

  • Funny and sad and true :D

  • Netflix right now?

  • ISchats doesn’t have enough videos on trending that are shorter than 10 mins. Thank you Gus you’re my savior.

  • Hero vindicators reboot ischats.info/fun/gbqmoWiYqH6Fl6o/v-deo

  • Oh shit! That bit at the end! Classic

  • Corporate bullshit translation: "Times are tough, keep buying our stuff!"

  • The best part of this is that hearing the crowd cheer while you see the empty reflection on the window

  • This is just Succesion Season 3 in 90 seconds

  • Ellen DeGeneres is literally being investigated right now so this has aged well

  • Tru that man

  • Now suspend someone, while paying them the exact amount they make. That'll show them.

  • wow that norfolk island pine in the backround was huge good job getting one to grow that big indoors how old is it?

  • you can say pigs don't worry

  • That's a "guilty" haircut

  • that's how capitalism works

  • AKA Ubisoft

  • Walmarts Corp team hung up the phone on me after they tried to fire me for leaving sick due when covid started getting bad.

  • This reminds me of that south park episode when BP was “apologizing” about the oil spills.

  • Your vids are funny, but they are so cynical, they make me feel depressed.

  • protesting at the beginning of vid me looking at the windows reflection

  • Why do I feel that this is exactly, frame to frame, what happens in reality too?

  • Wait! That's Gus, Sven and blond Sven!!!

  • Rockstar games:

  • police

  • Ellen....

  • Do you have your fall guy lined up?

  • "The company is sorry"

  • *Roblox community in a Nutshell.*

  • Accurate

  • "everyone's gonna forget in like 3 days" is so sad but too true

  • "What does that even mean" it means in a company employing thousands of people the CEO isn't personally overseeing everything. Now, I bet a lot of scandals that result in companies "launching an investigation" are routine neglects that they don't care about and wouldn't care to fix if it wasn't brought to public. But a lot of the time there are standards set by the company that the people on the bottom don't care to implement and the company genuinely wants to fix this neglect.

  • If I could remember what this was about if he livid.

  • I wanna see all those now old/dead people photos on your walls

  • Plot twist after he coming in is the investigation and two other guy is the person responsible for the "mistake"

  • it would've been better if everyone outside could just hear what they were saying

  • I love how they all look like they’re played by the same person just through different dimensions

  • 😅😹😂

  • This is the best dressed Gus has ever been on this channel

  • Yep that's Bethesda

  • Police 2020

    • "That guy looked at me in the wrong way, so shooting him 10 times was totally self-defence..."

  • Hey! It's Thor!

  • Ellen show "investigation":

  • "We are cooperating (with ourselves)"..

  • lol nice one about the police department lmao

  • This is Ubisoft currently

  • "We've done an investigation and found that we did nothing wrong." - Company