checking the news these days

Birt 24 sep 2020
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  • I'm baffled by how hot your girlfriend is, holy shit

  • ATTENTION: This is a message from God for us to WAKE UP. Through this pandemic, and everything happening as a result and apart from it, it’s clear that He’s calling us home, to the truth, the way, and the life: Jesus Christ. Prophecies are flying off the pages of the Bible. We ARE experiencing end-time occurrences predicted by multiple prophets throughout scripture. God is shouting at us right now to acknowledge Him, shaking the earth through fulfilled biblical prophecy. if you have a moment, check out this link: www.unsealed.org/2020/06/well-you-did-ask-for-sign.html?m=1 i mean, plagues of locusts, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, daylight skies turning black instantaneously, civil unrest, increasingly damaging sun rays, global governance, global currency, global religion, the third temple, Turkey+Iran+Russia warring against Israel, fresh life in the dead sea, the damming of the nile, the mark of the beast, etc etc. how clear does the Lord have to make Himself? we’re all sinners. i don’t care who you are, you’re not a good person. the hearts of men are deceitful and wicked. i’m not making an accusation that I, as a Christian, am better than you in any way, either; i’m just as much a sinner as you or anybody else. “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.” -Romans 3:23 that’s something we can’t escape or deny, but the good news, my friends, is that the Lord saw the iniquity in our hearts and saved us from the fate that we truly deserve, as sinners: death. “For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.” -Romans 6:23 do you recall what God did for us, so that we may rejoice in his presence, instead of accepting this damning (but fair) judgment? “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” -John 3:16 all He asks is that you believe in Him. believe in His sacrifice, in His resurrection; call on His name, and repent of your sinful nature. please, even if you’re completely against the idea, what’s the harm in looking? seek Him out. knock on His door, DESIRE His presence, and He will answer. “...that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.” - Romans 10:9-10 Jesus loves you so much, and this comment section, this video, may very well be His method of calling out to you to seek His face. please: this is your everlasting soul. take it seriously. Please, although it may sound crazy, just give it a read, and do some research. God’s wrath is falling upon us far quicker than you could ever imagine. There is one, and ONLY one way out: through the sacrifice and resurrection of the Son, Jesus. “...that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.” - Romans 10:9-10 For your own sake, repent while time still permits it. You do not want to face what will be coming next from Him. May God bless you.

  • hey. you. person living through 2020. I feel you, man. hey, it's the internet so viruses don't matter--bring it in, gimme a hug. that's a good buddy. we'll get through this. keep watching gus and abelina sabrina!

  • Congratulations, you are now Leonardo Di Caprio's long lost brother

  • This is a perfect representation of how America reacted to the Beirut explosion. Yah. Remember that?

  • Wer ist von vik hier

  • He looks like Micah Bell

  • 2020, the year of headlines

  • I was expecting a fist to just fly out and punch him in the face

  • Why does this remind me of Highlights magazine in the dr office?

  • says the dude who streamed himself playing games with aoc and ilhan omar and banned people who were asking why is gus doing something so weird?

  • hahaha... i hate it here

  • lol that ending so accurate. everything everything happens everyday all the bad stuff at least

  • haha

  • I miss when the news was about child kidboy getting dozens of hits for drinking water

  • It's still hard to imagine that at the beginning of this year we were only worried about the start of WW3

  • "Hey whats in the news?" "Nothing much, it'll be overshadowed in a week anyway."

  • Fax

    • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

    • Gus looks like a friendly waterpark manager. I’m kind of jealous

  • Gus you're uploading so much, I'm loving the new content!

    • Gus looks like a friendly waterpark manager. I’m kind of jealous

  • You look like miley cyrus's dad.

    • Disney land is closed and fired half their work force

  • Someone please give me an example of news like that... War in armenia? Most i can think of

    • Sucks I had to resub for some reason! I’d never unsub in the first place! You work is AWESOME! ✌️

  • Hey remember that ridiculously violent explosion in Beirut?

    • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • The propaganda has intensified

  • Where have I seen this video before? Ha, Matt?

  • I miss when the news was about child kidboy getting dozens of hits for drinking water

  • “I read the news today, oh boy” - The Beatles

  • Really digging the egoraptor look my man. Suits you well. Like a blonde Keanu Reeves.

    • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • "Hey whats in the news?" "Nothing much, it'll be overshadowed in a week anyway."

  • Me: decides to look at the news News: 300 dead after alleged "seaweed crisis" breaks out in texas Me:👁️👄👁️👌

  • If anyone comes from the future, ask them if 2020 ever ends. That should be International Law.

  • He looks *damn* fine here.

  • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • Gus looks like a friendly waterpark manager. I’m kind of jealous

  • I never understood why they wrote about so irrelevant stuff

    • Just read the news about him testing positive, came straight back to this damn video. I’m FEELING THIS RIGHT NOW.

  • Disney land is closed and fired half their work force

    • 2020 is the definition of “expect the unexpected”

  • Sucks I had to resub for some reason! I’d never unsub in the first place! You work is AWESOME! ✌️

  • this was before trump's diagnosis too lol

  • “Joe Biden eats baby at detention center without wearing a mask, PETA is outraged”

  • What's in the news? *Russia nuked the entire western coast of america, tens of millions dead.* Geez, what a bummer.......oh well.

    • if you guys have a chance then pls check out ram meal skits, my boyfriend's making some little funny videos about games :)

  • Me when someone asks what is the time right when i looked at it

  • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • gus your channel is like the smash of youtube you got every single known youtuber here, commenting every so often, its insane

  • 1 week in the future, checking in. Whatever news story that made you post this wasn't even that important. I couldn't even guess what it was about.

    • i have the same haircut and color that you have lol

  • The aged well :)

  • Gus honey I love you but this was like a four out of ten.

  • You know the world is done for when in your state the only choice's for Senate are corrupt cal coninham or corrupt tom tillis

    • I had to pause to read.

  • And a week later, Trump gets Covid-19. Time Traveller Gus Johnson has done it again.

    • We have the exact same hairstyle lmao!

  • Just read the news about him testing positive, came straight back to this damn video. I’m FEELING THIS RIGHT NOW.

  • 2020 is the definition of “expect the unexpected”

  • new challenge: make a joke that can be veiwed entirely in the youtube mouseover preview

  • 1million views in 5 minutes

  • fucking meta

  • 10 WAYS THE WORLD COULD END LIKE TOMORROW

  • if you guys have a chance then pls check out ram meal skits, my boyfriend's making some little funny videos about games :)

  • We live in a timeline in which the Onion is now an outstanding news outlet (instead of just being a funny ha-ha satire site)... let that marinate for a moment...

  • LOL

  • Last days of Kurt cobain caught on camera

  • i have the same haircut and color that you have lol

    • This year is universally bad, except the countries that took measures

  • I think it’s up to 11 now.

    • You know that the sketch is getting way too real when there’s no outro at the end

  • pretty sure i just got a grain of salt stuck in my eye

  • We have the exact same hairstyle lmao!

  • I had to pause to read.

  • Everyone else: Presidential election debate Me: Gus Johnson is the only news I need Gud Johnson 2028

  • You look like one of those tired looking white boys that girls go crazy for 🙌🏼 A LOOK

  • Whenever a video shows a block of text, I instinctively pause to read it, so when the creators actually give the viewer enough time to read the text, I just have to wait patiently for the pause to finish.

  • I don't know why, but this sketched touched me deeper than uncle ever did, well done

  • You still don't realize that the media makes it painful anytime a Republican is in office, then spin everything as positive when a Democrat is in. Its almost like they're torturing you into voting for democrats.

  • Don't confuse your adhd

  • wow keep it up gus, America *definitely* needs more politically driven jokes !!!!!!

    • You do realize that the world is bigger than America right? And that the world has been fucked for the last half a year dude.

  • the ischats.info/fun/ZdOKp35qi4lqYqI/v-deo things to come .

  • You know gus is a god when he can make a relevant 15 second video

    • He looks like migah in red dead redemption 2.

  • Oh hey it's kurt cobain

  • You know that the sketch is getting way too real when there’s no outro at the end

  • This year is universally bad, except the countries that took measures

  • on a spiritual level, i have that beard

    • He's starting to look a little TOO much like Kurt Cobain...

  • Ur vids so funny i like the comedy skeches and love how u upload about every day keep up the good work 😁👍

  • Gus it's ok that you can't read, just keep working and you'll get there ok buddy?

  • Gus with black hair and a cowboy hat is Micah from RDR2

  • “I already forgot” Me once 2020 is finally over

  • The news is obviously about the Travis Scott burger.

  • a.

    • Danm that's a good content creator right there, 15 seconds video with 1.1MI views in 3 days

  • This is the most accurate video I have ever seen.

  • Was lame until he forgot lol

  • I got this video in my recommended section lol

  • He looks like migah in red dead redemption 2.

  • Looking good gus

  • “Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “As long as gus suffers” “He gets a view”

  • Gus Johnson, Are we going to Bryce’s birthday party tomorrow?

  • And then the cases get 30M

  • He's starting to look a little TOO much like Kurt Cobain...

  • Did u lose weight?

  • Biiiiiiiiiiiig desensitizing move comin right up squidward

  • I read the Fearmonger daily

  • why does gus look amazing in this video wtf

  • Probably funny but I don’t get it

  • Danm that's a good content creator right there, 15 seconds video with 1.1MI views in 3 days

  • Trump 2020