checking the news these days

Birt 24 sep 2020
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  • help

  • I like how the news says Disney land

  • Disney makes newspapers now for their parks?! Oh boy, I knew it's a matter of time before they expand and start to dominate other ventures other than movies and theme parks...

  • Terrence McKenna said time was speeding up, and that it is cyclic, (supposedly) each cycle is shorter, and the events contained in each one must become exponentially closer together. The result being that approaching the singularity the archetypal events of the world would happen right on top of each other until everything is happening all at once. Not saying I believe it, but its something to think about, especially over the last year or two. Also, (as far as I can understand his thinking) the magnitude of the events isn't always the same, but its about the essence of what is/has/will happen.

  • 6 months later and this video is still relevant

  • back in my day the biggest news story was about a goofy gorilla getting 360d

  • 6 months later and still true

  • 12 months of March and 12 years of 2020.

  • The news: 10 DIFFERENT STORIES IN VARYING LEVELS OF INSANITY THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU PANIC!!! Person: so what's in the news? Me: oh nothing much same old same old

  • Everything is in the news.

  • Is that Kurt Cobain?

  • Let me guess... 2020?

  • This reminds me when the pentagon released pictures of actual ufos and many people didn’t know about it when any other year it would have been huge.

  • This is fake. The newspaper is outdated and now phones are used to read the news 😂

  • #

  • We're all going to die

  • Ya... That's pretty much how it went

  • This is the prequel to his dna test rap

  • It's all just coronavirus nonsense

  • Honey you got a big storm comin

  • I was hoping that when it flashed back to you holding the paper it would have just been on fire.

  • Maybe you're just getting old gus

  • Bro Gus looks like curt cobain.

  • This has stayed consistent for 4 months

  • 2020 - Crazy shit is happening 2021 - Crazy shit is happening, but you're having more fun

  • Have you heard what they said on the news today?

  • "what's on the news?" "meh, same old same old"

  • That's so relatable. Thank you for making this. :)

  • I read the news today, oh boy

  • Any point in time: a baby has fallen down a well we will talk about this for months 2020:um a fire that killed millions threats of war and a deadly virus ya know nothing new

  • Yeah this could have all been over pretty fast if we had just listened. Well what am I saying by “we” I stayed indoors and you probably did as well but these other idiots in this country “USA” didn’t listen and now everyone is paying the price. It’s the equivalent of everyone doing their job on a submarine but one guy doesn’t do his task because “he didn’t feel like it” and now everyone is drowning lol.

  • I'm loving neckbeard Gus

  • Basically Larry king dying

  • it's the early onset Alzheimer's

  • 0:12 foreshadowing

  • Alzheimers back at it again

  • 👁️--_--👁️

  • My favourite piece of news was "The _____ industry is dying, but it was on the decline anyways so who cares"

  • I get my news from ISchats channels I've subscibed to.

  • Yes, It is insane that [insert celebrity here] stopped using [insert social media here]!

  • news: there are literally ufo's world: ok

  • rEMEMBER WHEN THE SKY WENT ORANGE FOR A WEEK AND EVERYTHING WAS ON FIRE????? damn that was whacky. i had completely forgotten about it until now

  • Ok

  • Yup. Still relevant. Probably moreso

  • I read the news today oh boy I can't quite remeber what it was about

  • This aged like a fine wine.

  • Nice

  • You should have picked up a paper on fire That would've been hilarious *now we wait for him to go crazy and do this*

  • Gus didnt even know

  • Wow, the "punchline" should make people really think.

  • Don't know if the Onion's stock has gone up because they're practically news now, or if their stock has gone down because they're practically news now

  • you look like if kurt cobain didn't find out about bullets

  • dec. 25. 2020, this is only getting more and more relevant...

  • It's only gotten worse since this video was made lol. Fuck.

  • “What’s in the news?” “Ah, just the same old boring shit”

  • He looks like a guy that starts his day of with a gallon of milk

  • 0:13 what the heck was wrong with his eyes

  • my friends have begun to constantly post this video on our discord for a meme. it is bizarre and beautiful

  • Jake Paul was raided by the FBI and they found a bunch of guns in his house and I only heard comments about it for two days after

  • 'r u Gus Fring or what?

  • This dude belongs to rdr2

  • Dad?

  • I started laughing, but then realized I was fear laughing like they do in horror movies where they are only laughing as a defense mechanism to cope with the horror.

  • who reads newspapers

  • I have a whole screenshot folder full of bogus news articles, this video came to me at just the right time

  • Why do the walls lack decor...of any type? Gus - Lemme hook you up with 'dogs playing poker' picture...or anything! I feel for you. How about an episode "Gus does an art class project" in his house (on a wall). Bring it!!!

  • Who else had to pause the video to read it...

  • Compassion fatigue much

  • Lil pump tho

  • 2020 has been so messed up that I don’t remember 2019

  • you look like present day tom petty

  • I'm baffled by how hot your girlfriend is, holy shit

  • hey. you. person living through 2020. I feel you, man. hey, it's the internet so viruses don't matter--bring it in, gimme a hug. that's a good buddy. we'll get through this. keep watching gus and abelina sabrina!

  • Congratulations, you are now Leonardo Di Caprio's long lost brother

  • This is a perfect representation of how America reacted to the Beirut explosion. Yah. Remember that?

  • Wer ist von vik hier

  • He looks like Micah Bell

  • 2020, the year of headlines

  • I was expecting a fist to just fly out and punch him in the face

  • Why does this remind me of Highlights magazine in the dr office?

  • says the dude who streamed himself playing games with aoc and ilhan omar and banned people who were asking why is gus doing something so weird?

  • hahaha... i hate it here

  • lol that ending so accurate. everything everything happens everyday all the bad stuff at least

  • haha

  • I miss when the news was about child kidboy getting dozens of hits for drinking water

  • It's still hard to imagine that at the beginning of this year we were only worried about the start of WW3

  • "Hey whats in the news?" "Nothing much, it'll be overshadowed in a week anyway."

  • Fax

    • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

    • Gus looks like a friendly waterpark manager. I’m kind of jealous

  • Gus you're uploading so much, I'm loving the new content!

    • Gus looks like a friendly waterpark manager. I’m kind of jealous

  • You look like miley cyrus's dad.

    • Disney land is closed and fired half their work force

  • Someone please give me an example of news like that... War in armenia? Most i can think of

    • Sucks I had to resub for some reason! I’d never unsub in the first place! You work is AWESOME! ✌️

  • Hey remember that ridiculously violent explosion in Beirut?

    • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • The propaganda has intensified

  • Where have I seen this video before? Ha, Matt?

  • I miss when the news was about child kidboy getting dozens of hits for drinking water

  • “I read the news today, oh boy” - The Beatles

  • Really digging the egoraptor look my man. Suits you well. Like a blonde Keanu Reeves.

    • though. Anywho back to the rioting.

  • "Hey whats in the news?" "Nothing much, it'll be overshadowed in a week anyway."

  • Me: decides to look at the news News: 300 dead after alleged "seaweed crisis" breaks out in texas Me:👁️👄👁️👌