god gives moses the ten commandments

Birt 14 jan 2020
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  • we have actually obtained all the original footage from the bible so go tell me on twitter @Gusbuckets which actual real video we should release next

    • Witch literally means nothing

    • Wow Moses oooks just like ubcool

    • Jonah and the big fish, Judge Ruth, Solomon mediating between the housewife and the maiden, Daniel and the lion, David and Goliath, and Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego are some stories that need re-interpreting

    • Noahs ark

    • Achintya Jain no he’s Moses

  • I believe eye for an eye

  • @Gus

  • This is my bro broses

  • Look, I don’t make the rules 😂

  • The whole time i was expecting the mom from the previous sketches to come and correct them, saying that this didn’t happen at the beginning of time

  • Why you got to be so mean to Christian's.

  • This my brother Broses

  • Mom : why you dont go to the mosque these days Me : stay at home mom , I found a religious chanel on ISchats . The religious chanel : Toyota Camry lol

  • 2:16 40 days actually

  • All knowing God..."who's that?!" Hahaha

  • I thought this was based off of the seven deadly sins.

  • Remember the original copies were broken in anger and God had to make a new copy

  • this looks like insulting Christian and God but the fact that this is accurate I just can't-

  • I don't remember it happening like this in the bible

  • Isn’t it that all the people go from heaven to earth and then back? So I mean, there’s probably less people in Heaven the later it goes into the future, right?

  • Oh my! How did you obtain this vintage footage!? Also, I’d love to know what Christians and Catholics think of this. Is it offensive? Is it funny? My father is a Catholic. I’m not sure I’m gonna show this to him though XD

  • Lmao being a Christian I would say this is bad cause it makes fun of God, but this is freaking hilarious 😂

  • Sorry man I dont make the rules I just follow them😆😆😆

  • "I've killed three people, tops"

  • And this is why religion is stupid.

  • “This is my bro Broses” Ramses II: Am I a joke to you???

  • As someone who went to a Christian high school, 100% same energy as home videos people made for religion class lol

  • I have killed like 3 people max MOSES

  • This is some Life of Brian tier shit and I love it

  • How is God and doesn’t know the name of the brother? ahahaha

  • fummy viderp gud d pgimmu yjsld hshshs fummy

  • moses?

  • Broses is a better name than Aaron.

  • God: *makes the rules Also God: "Hey I don't make the rules..."

  • The Bible re-enactment

  • I would have gone to church if they played these

  • "Hey, I don't make the rules." - God

  • I didn’t even know we had that

  • im not making the rules xDD

  • Moses does not agree with josh

  • Are those liners on his chin?! 😅

  • Ya know...dudes up there on a snow covered roof and I'm wondering how big his balls are... I mean he could slip at any moment. I hope Gus bought him some Subway with jalapenos or something for doing all that

  • 0:56 They way he says "MOSES" fuckin had me laughing so hard

  • Are Moses' eyebrows... gum??

  • 0:57 "mOsEs!"

  • "Use that frontal lobe i gave you" 😂😂😂

  • God told Moses to kill people who did not follow him which is hypocritical because of his commandments. Moses is a murderer and so is god who has killed on multiple occasions such as with Noah and his ark.

  • I thought it said “moose”

  • I didn't know that they had Toyota Camrys during biblical times.

  • The feminine pad beard! 😆🤣😂

  • Hey this is pretty crazy but there’s this new book that came out called the Bible and I think they kinda stole your idea.

  • daaaamn, I'm in love with Sven tho.....

  • Josh: stealing is wrong God: I’m gonna piggy back off of what josh said about thou shall not steal

    • Underrated comment hahaha

  • i like how his mom comes in with epic bible fax

  • Loving the Sanitary Towels on the chin 😂

  • *goes by*

  • Thank you for being American Monty Python

  • I agree with Josh stealing is bad

  • I wonder what that driver was thinking if they saw some random people in white robes and beards just watching them drive by

  • The only reason God is saying not to steal is because he's piggybacking off of what Josh said.

  • “I’m not pointing any fingers” “But that’s what fingers are for?”

  • Hello, AKA Yizzo, Mister Gus Johnson, For "god gives moses the ten commandments", Please, Read My Lips, again: ¡🤣! •By Mister AFDD, Later😁Days•

  • The Rapture is soon! For those unfamiliar with the meaning of the word rapture it refers to the time when Jesus will come to take all of His true believers to heaven to live with Him for eternity. The reason that I felt so compelled to write this is that I've been hearing a lot of stories lately, more so than ever before, of people dreaming of the rapture and the number of these people with dreams goes up by the day. And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams: And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those days of my Spirit; and they shall prophesy: Acts 2:17‭-‬18 KJV bible.com/bible/1/act.2.17-18.KJV To make one thing clear im not writing this because I some how know when it is, because I don't, know one does, except for God the Father. "But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father." Mark 13:32 KJV bible.com/bible/1/mrk.13.32.KJV "Be ye therefore ready also: for the Son of man cometh at an hour when ye think not." Luke 12:40 KJV bible.com/bible/1/luk.12.40.KJV Rather im telling you this to help as many people come to believe in God as possible before the day comes. But we must be careful that we don't think, I will just become a Christian when im older im sure there is plenty of time. There is not! Because the Bible says "For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night." 1 Thessalonians 5:2 KJV bible.com/bible/1/1th.5.2.KJV This tells us that Jesus is going to come unexpectedly so be prepared and come to know Jesus as your Lord and Savior as it says in the Bible "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9 KJV bible.com/bible/1/rom.10.9.KJV One other very essential thing to watch out for is that the Bible says there will be an hour of temptation which will try to sway people away from Jesus "Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth." Revelation 3:10 KJV bible.com/bible/1/rev.3.10.KJV But the Bible says that those who trust and obey the word of God shall be safe from this hour. So I guess what im telling you is turn away from your unjust ways and the sins of this world such as lust, idolatry, lies, deceit, custom gender. And don't accept something that you know is not right (e. Lgbt, or other religions) just because you want to be respectful or because you want others to like you, fight for God's word and what you know Jesus would do. But yes, you and I will still mess up, we are sinners, but Jesus will always save you mabye not physically(physical pain on this world is temporary but the love and perfection of Jesus lives forever in heaven) but if you trust Him He will always save you spiritually. But just because Jesus will always forgive you doesn't mean it is a free pass to sin we must strive to live righteously. Trust, obey, and, love God and be ready! One way to prepare is to read the Bible, Revelations is a book dedicated to the Rapture bible.com/bible/1/rev.1.1.KJV The Rapture is soon. If this was confusing to you or you don't know who Jesus Christ is I encourage you to pick up a Bible and read it there are a lot of online Bibles available, if you don't have a hard copy. If you dont know where to start i recommend the book of John. But if you have known about Jesus Christ for a long time but just don't know what the next step will be i encourage you to take that next step and start living your life for God with this prayer. www.allaboutgod.com/prayer-of-salvation.htm

    • You ruin religion for tons of people buddy. None of the shit yall say is gonna happen.

    • Damn so you're like an actual crazy person huh?

  • I’m gonna tell my kids that this was real.

  • “I don’t even like.. _that_ but I have to do it.” New headcanon: Moses is asexual

  • 👎🏻

  • The commandment stones moses broke were 'Everyone is ssheep the only one you follow is me' so that moses could stay in charge. And 'God rules'

  • The timing of this in the Bible is completely off but I think it’s makes it better

  • I'm begging you to do more bible excerpts

  • “I don’t make the rules” “You’re making the rule right now!” Has to be one of my favorite uses of the English language

  • I just discovered your channel, and the videos with the brothers, and the ones at home with Mom and Dad are the best. And the jokes about the horses and the eggs and blasphemy.

  • This is my favorite characterization of God.

  • This is canon?

  • *You can't gets anything published these days l, if you don't get technical* --jesus 00:42

  • Plz who’s the guy who plays Broses?

  • The original story is way funnier so Moses went up on that hill to go spend some time with God and learn the Commandments and he left his friend Aaron and all God's people down the hill so he was gone for like a few days and when we came back he saw all of them dancing at the bottom of the hill around a golden cow and his right-hand man Aaron looked at him and said so here's what happened we took all the gold we had and we threw it in that cauldron and cow jumped out

  • "Who's that with you?" Me: Yeah, that's Moses' brother Aaron. He helped Moses bring all the Hebrews out of Egy-- "This is my brother, Broses." I don't know why I expected anything otherwise.

  • 0:56 I’ve killed like 3 people tops MOSES! :0

  • Sven's "MOSES! :o" Was so good

  • 0:57 the way he says “MOSES” 😂

  • I need more vids like this it really teaches the bible so quickly and effectively

  • And then broses said : "mOsEs" Exodus : 0:55

  • "Hey guys, good news. I got him down to 10. However, adultery is still in."

  • I like broses he's cool

  • That outro cures aniexity

  • the one thing moses never got was a verified youtube account 😔

  • I mean they have him on Camera, so i should probably start believing in God?

  • Never make God and prophets jokes.

    • God doesn't exist, didn't you know?

  • Wait that's not the right order.....

  • "Moses?!"

  • Noticing a common theme in these videos. God always says He doesnt make the rules, and whomever he's talking to calls him out on it. Lol

  • This shit makes laugh so hard at 1 am

  • "Hey man, I don't make the rules" "YOU'RE MAKING THE RULES RIGHT NOW!"

  • God is hot. That's all I'm saying.

  • Why does Moses have period pads on his chin?

  • *I don't make the rules* YOU'RE GIVING ME THE RULES, RIGHT NOW!

  • the way Sven said “mOsEs” has me crying

  • Is it me or did Moses’s beard look pretty questionable

  • Is it me or did Moses’s beard look pretty questionable

  • Yeah those bad guys are real powerful but meleodis got this

  • You would just wish for like NETFLIX to hand these dudes a budget and let them go nuts. Like 2 hours of this shit would be amazing.

  • lmao moses is wearing tampons as a beard

  • Hi, my name is Aaron and I use Broses as my screen name

  • Moses' brother was called Aaron.