Reading the Worst Small Town Casino Reviews

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ok here is me and my brother sven johnson reading some small town reviews except at casinos ok later.
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  • yo we truly are out here. we always have lots of fun shooting these small town reviews videos. you wanna see some more? you wanna cyberbully me? follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets for all your home shopping needs.

    • Fun fact, America does not have an official language.

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    • An Elipsis (which you called "dot dot dot") isn't used for suspense. It is used to indicate an omission from speech. It has the same effect as saying "long story short". Google it.

    • Gus, how dare you! I'm binging your videos because i have cramps and i kept laughing!!! Putting me in more pain!! Absolutely disgusting, no regard for me. 1 star.

    • We want mor 👀

  • I got kicked out of a casino because I was a magician

  • 11:41 I thought he said capital and I flinched as images of chaos and violence popped into my head

  • They're my Favorite Bro-duo in the whole wide web!

  • From my experience all casinos dont let you walk out with beverages in hand. It's not about the cup, they are disposable. I think it has more to do incase you have alcohol and then get in accident which then leads back to the casino cause the cup has their brand or name and they might be liable in some way. That's my opinion from experience. Probably more to it then what I mentioned.

  • Victorylands not in Alabama

  • Gus should be on SNL

  • The right leg of my soul left my body for a moment when Gus threw his phone over his shoulder.

  • $1.50 for coffee isn’t that bad

  • The magician in frosty the snowman “Bissy Bissy Bissy” the prospector in rudolf “Bissy Bissy Bissy”

  • I am from Alabama and victory land is in Alabama

  • I think Shirley is my grandmother that died due to cancer in 2019

  • What's up sans and papyrus

  • You are not supposed to be speaking other languages while at the table with the exception of explaining the game to someone who doesn't understand the game. If the dealer or other players can't understand what is being said by some of the fellow players how are you to know that there isn't some foul play taking place.

  • Meh

  • 0:19 fruit

  • Gus could pass off as Sven’s dad

  • Lol I have the same blockbuster shirt

  • bro they are foney

  • Was brushing my teeth while watching this, managed to get toothpaste all over my phone. This was too funny.

  • Why is Chucky racist?

  • Stay *a* way

  • Holy shoot!! I never hear my name being said instead videos! I had to run it back a couple times to be sure I heard correctly.

  • How can you complain about people speaking different languages when you cant even speak your own

  • To all the people with gambling addictions: 1) buy a Nintendo DS or Nintendo 3DS (any model of either will do- I recommend 2DS if you are on a budget) 2) Buy a copy of New Super Mario Bros. You can get it without the case for $5. 3) Go to the minigames sections and choose one of the ‘table’ games. 4) Play one of these games. They are virtual gambling minigames featuring Luigi as the dealer. 5) Congrats! You now have an addiction to virtual gambling where you lose no money, and can play anywhere you like!

  • "..." Means Period. Or atleast one meaning of that word.

  • The one from Eli sounds like a cave man wrote it haha

  • Me during this vid: *Breaths at a normal rate*

  • a splendid-butt time.

  • >complains about players not speaking English >can’t even write in English himself

  • Had a splendid-ass time watching this

  • Review Las Vegas casino reviews

  • Something's wrong with that mic

  • Now this is why I leave joke reviews ahahhaha

  • 4:44

  • BRO IS THAT A SPHERA MICR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!?!?!???!?

  • I don’t understand why I have to keep subscribing. For some reason it keeps being unsubscribed.

  • Basic English is just deteriorating every single day at this point

  • I’d give Florida a 1 star.

  • im so jealous you guys has a cool brother but i guess you also have a stupid brother thats not funny or anything so

  • ...ellipses

  • Somebody please help me figure out where I can get that cheerleading tee from

  • Yes

  • Is sven doing this on purpose?...

  • ... can have multiple connotations. It can be used to build...suspense. It can be used to show reluctance... It can be used to signify a quote being segmented "...beautiful and terrible as the morning and the night..." to mark that the quote is both prefaced and continues after the quoted section.

  • Pretty sure that Charlie from IASIP wrote the review at 8:41 :D

  • I'm not gonna lie the guy who was angry about them speaking Spanish has a point. When you're playing for money you don't want people to communicate in a way you can't understand in case there's collusion, that usually is a rule that limits it to one language depending on where you are. As far as I know that usually is a rule and it doesn't have a racist origin. I'm not sure if that's what he meant but there's a little bit of extra context.

  • what an asshole. america's true language is just gunshots and racist slurs! *I* am the one being discriminated here.

  • Unless your my grandpa who almost always comes out a couple hundred bucks on top

  • 1) The US doesn't have an official language 2) That guy needs to practice his English

  • that's actually frosty the snowman not Rudolph

  • Is it just me or has finn became a burnt victim from food?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Very enjoyable brothers. Sven is handsome boy. I laughed. Funny mens. Will come back even though The comment section burned me, spilled milk on me and didn't even say Sorry. The milk helped with the burns, though.

  • 10:41 I thought America had no official language lmao

  • 9:30 My mom uses "..." as a replacement for "-". Ellipsis to her have always been a dash.

  • Such poor spelling and vocabulary, it is truly sad. Please learn at least one thing a day ppl. Or teach something to someone.

  • That wasn’t the guy in Rudolph. It was in frosty. 😡

  • The one that was hard to read like halfway through the video, talking about Rather going to hard rock casino, it’s In a place called South Lake Tahoe, great place to visit

  • Svens so cute in this one

  • Why are all the comments "Seven hot"? lmao

  • barbra streisand

  • Do a series where you visit some select small town businesses you’ve read reviews for 💀💀

  • I find reading reviews something that particularly shows your humorous abilities, but I'm still watching then, so don't take my opinion into account I guess

  • 1 Star I laughed so hard that I spilled my chocolate milk all over my desk and ruined some important stuff 10/10 DO NOT RECCOMEND

  • Gus has the most convincing face for making me want to buy something

  • dude it has 777 dislikes...

    • Now it's 778, could be 779 soon

  • more small town reviews please

  • In the casino in Alabama, they had a problem with people ( women ) getting drunk and “losing” there clothes. Just to clear it up.

  • Casinos are illegal in alabama

  • 4:42 It was Frosty the Snowman, not Rudolph, though not important

  • I grew up in a very small town in Oklahoma and grew up to work at the casino there for a year cuz well there wasn't much else and what a weird experience having to give customer service to ppl i went to HS with. They'd walk in there high and mighty being demanding and im like bruh chill i went to your 6th grade bday party where you peed the bed.

  • This is great

  • I do not like these videos but i will still watch then if you make more

  • You never gamble expecting to win, you go expecting to lose and only take money you don't need

  • 10:40 we don't have an official language you idiotic strain on humanity

  • The USA has no official language. But the states do.

  • Dude they should see the comments In virtually every joeysworldtour vids. one of his greatest hits video commented roughly described as written sin "the greatest hits papi Joey gives are the ones in his basement

  • I used to work security at a casino and I cannot tell you how many times I got blamed and yelled at because people lost all their money. So many "Fuck you! You stole my money!". I usually responded with "I didn't realize I had a gun to your head and forced you to play."

  • Me too ahah, many times I found despise okay? Ahaha ah

  • Fun Fact the US does not have an official language. In fact there are many schools in the US where English is taught as a secondary language. And in many of those schools there are over 20 languages that are spoken as primary languages.

  • Me mad, me watch vide... it tak tom

  • I once stayed in a hotel, and found ants in the maple syrup at the breakfast station. The owner didn’t even take care of it after I told staff.

  • Awww don't cape for casinos guys

  • 15:57 when your friend wakes you up to make a retarded tik tok

  • 10:04 Gus laugh

  • ellipses*

  • I work in a casino. These people are 90% of the players.

  • Sven looks like a moron

    • Your name is a keyboard smash in russian.

  • Just marry me you are my only true love

  • There was one hotel I stayed in with my parents that had a sensor light right in the room where the futon folded out. Basically when we all went to bed, it would turn on whenever it sensed my movement. There were cages around the fixtures so no one could turn off or unscrew the bulb. The available staff didn’t know how to fix it because it was super late at night. I decided to sleep in the car.

  • Funny how the people that leave the stupidest reviews are also really bad at spelling. Almost need a translator.

  • 6:09 "to lose ones ass" means one lost all their money.

  • people need to be taught probability in schools. no educated person will ever touch gambling. go for the shows. go for the food. go for the drinks. DONT TOUCH THE TABLES OR SLOTS.

  • aw feels bad. you went to a place designed to suck you dry and you got sucked dry. i feel soooooooo bad for you.

  • I love this so much I laugh mucky times

  • lol

  • Sven is the reason why I’m not straight

  • please do more small town reviews they are amazing.

  • A ellipsis (. . .) in writing means there’s more unwritten context. For example...

  • Imagine feeling discriminated against just because someone is speaking a different language in your general vicinity...what a dumbass