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Birt 25 feb 2020
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ok so this is a video where i am a soldier and uh
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to shooting videos with his mom to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast, come on.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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  • thank you for your meme service and for following me on twitter @Gusbuckets

    • I really thought that the solder was her husband

    • Gus please tell me that Molly is a member of the Johnson family

    • Damn what a curveball

    • Wrong patch it’s a sergeant

    • Gus we need more tax right off videos mainly so you can get stuff but we demand it

  • I expected Gus to make fun of the clishe, but he actually did something I didn't expect...

  • Dear viewer: The topic soldiers dying in the line of duty is something you really shouldn’t joke about. I, however...

  • i'm uncomfortable with how high budget this looks

  • Sven should have jumped out of the table pillow container thing in the middle of the chairs at the end

  • Watching this a second time how did I not notice that was elyse

  • > Special Lieutenant Oh he's special alright

  • He probably is thinking about the wrong guy, he has early onsent alzheimer's

  • As a former thing you stuffed on your chest, fuck yes. So much fuck yes.

  • Is funhaus leaking? What the hell is going on, this is amazing!

  • Oh yeah dude, he's super dead

  • Elyse Willems? Exqueeze me?

  • Isn't he actually a Sergeant? (judging by the uniform)

  • Had us in the first half not gonna lie..

  • right as i heard "ma'm my name is" my heart sank ngl

  • The power of woman acting is scary

  • damn, that's a huge blouse

  • F

  • 1:00 shes on her PHONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Talk about expectation subversion.

  • Damn bro, didn't know you were from the future, this video is posted on February.

  • i thought he would just snap her neck instead of hugging her from behind and then go back behind the courtains

  • I legit feel so bad for this woman.

  • Honestly thought this would go way different

  • Lol, got us in the first, half not gonna lie

  • He's like super dead lol

  • "oh yeah dude he's super dead" made me slap a table

  • Molly in the Morning lol

  • His character reminded me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

  • Damn Lora had that CAKE!!!

  • LMAO Did not see that coming! And that curtain part at the end!!

  • I can't tell if this is horrifically fucked up or ridiculously fucking funny. I thought I knew what to expect...

  • This video is so under rated. An instant classic

  • Wait, a female that isn't just Gus in a wig? No

  • I thot... that you Gus are the husband..

  • That thumbnail had me in the first half, ngl.

  • Hey! Loved your video, check out my latest love letter to A24 and vlog! You won't be disappointed! -Parker Greene

  • 1:16 Your eyes getting wider as you said it was so fucking funny for some reason

  • L

  • Claims to be a lieutenant but has the rank of sergeant of his uniform

  • Is that Elise from Funhaus?

  • They got us in the first half not gonna lie

  • That was misleading...

  • The way shes just on her phone at 1:01 is hilarious

  • Don’t worry guys she’ll be fine bc she was cheating on him anyway

  • Gus is so commited to comedy he joined the army just for this video. Truly an American hero

  • this might be the only elyse featured video where the comments doesn't worship elyse

  • Only american soldier can be SUPER dead

  • Gus Johnson just happens to be so good that it makes me wish such a libtard wouldn't have his skill, forcefeeding his leftist agenda on our throats. While centering his sketches on refusal of war he's just demonstrating to be a--just kidding I'm not one of those. They live among us, and 1605 might just be how many there are of those ones.

  • "I gotta go rollerblading with my buddies at 4 or so" goddamn that's amazing

  • Special Lieutenant. Lol

  • not a good thing to make fun of

  • Where is the folden flag?XD

  • No

  • This, but without the parody is what I want to see. Some real-life shit. Shittier than corona Social media, more like Sad media

  • I like how he says he’s a Lieutenant wearing a sergeants uni.

  • Is this the Try Not to Laugh set?

  • ahh no way Elyse in da vid man it was like solid minute just looking going is that elyse

  • Oh my fucking god. That plot twist killed me (and her husband).

  • Dude, that is so dark are messed up!!! I love it

  • What a legend...

  • special lieutenant

  • Omg its Elyse!!!!!

  • Good thing she has jody to keep her company during these dark days.

  • *I love doing molly in the morning*

  • Not gonna lie they had us in the first half

  • what a wholesome moment! 10/10

  • 1:45 Yeah he’s super dead, like I watched him get run over by a tank, and his guts and stuff were just everywhere lmfao

  • When are we gonna see James and Elyse on the podcast?!

  • i have never laughed more in my life

  • I think the most hurtful part was Elyse didn't even get a message notification.

  • Molly’s mannerisms are so consistently uncomfortable and I can’t tell if I love or hate it.

  • Is that the pony tail girl?!

  • oh yeah he's super dead

  • But you can't have love actually

  • I didnt realise this was gus's channel so when he came on i was like wtf her wifes gus johnson? Lmao

  • I thought that gus was gonna be the husband and then plot twist

  • Stolen valour. Elyse has no right to wear that cute talk show host jacket.

  • "Welcome back to Molly in the Morning, I'm your host Molly Mornay." Underrated joke

  • Based off AR-670-1 your Facial hair is out of regulation there Sargent

  • He's super dead 😆🤣😆

  • I fucking love Elyse Willems

  • My name's Elyse!

  • Gus, how dare you. You think you’d get away with putting an episode of Ellen as your own?

  • what a twist!

  • I just realized that Molly is Elyse.

  • The dumb smirk he does while walking in sent me

  • Elyse?!😂

  • ELYSE!!!

  • Isn't she the one from Game Trailers? D:

  • I mean he never said it was a husband soldier surprise

  • Special lieutenant lol also wearing sergeant stripes/chevrons...oh Gus you’re so silly.

  • PLOT TWIST

  • Wow dude, funny patriotic content. That's a first :O

  • well....this took a wholesome turn.

  • Today is super busy😂😂😂 (I know the is a sad, bad thing but the context was pretty funny)

  • Would have been funnier if he said the full speech “The Secretary of the Army has entrusted me to express his deep regret that your (relationship), John (died/was killed in action) in (place of incident (city/state or country) on (date). (State the circumstances.) The Secretary of the Army extends his deepest sympathy to you and your family in your loss.” Still had me laughing really hard though

  • Oh my god, why was this so funny?

  • The "me too" response from Molly after Laura said she was a huge fan was a nice touch!

  • For a moment I thought the bit was gonna be like one of those surprise welcome home videos.. Im an idiot.